Take THAT Brad Pitt! ...

[Willtor]

... You can keep your freakishly baby-smooth hairless skin and take it with you!

At the risk of appearing to be a bandwagon jumper, I am facing the board (see? Just like that). I'm a regular in Origins Theology, Creation and Evolution, General Theology, and Singles.

Ask ye now.

 

[ravenscape]

So, are there any other Willtors besides the Mighty One?

 

[Willtor]

So, are there any other Willtors besides the Mighty One?

No, but I like to be specific... just in case. I'm the Willtor whose mass Physicists take into account when building computer models of the solar system.

 

[Pats]

OK, Will:

Captn. Kirk or Picard?

 

[Willtor]

OK, Will:

Captn. Kirk or Picard?

I sure liked that Kirk got all the ladies... but nobody baldly went like Picard (plus, he was totally ripped in "First Contact"). So I'm going to have to go with the latter.

 

[Pats]

Princess Leah or Seven of Nine?

 

[scraparcs]

Combover or toupee?

 

[Willtor]

Princess Leah or Seven of Nine?

Princess Leia. Adding the Borg to Voyager simply sealed the show's fate as "worst Star Trek series ever."

 

[Willtor]

Combover or toupee?

None of the above. If I'm going to go bald, I'm going to go bald with dignity: Bruce Willis style.

 

[Pats]

So, you thought Voyager was worse than Enterprise????

 

[USincognito]

Fish or steak?

 

[scraparcs]

Chicken, turkey, or tofu?

 

[Willtor]

So, you thought Voyager was worse than Enterprise????

By a slight margin... thanks to Seven of Nine. Also, they made the Borg stoopid overall. The Borg used to be cool. There was a time when they could only be stopped by giving Captain Picard a nap.

 

[Willtor]

Fish or steak?

Steak. I can't help it. I like cow flesh.

 

[Willtor]

Chicken, turkey, or tofu?

Turkey. I even like my bacon made of Turkey (apparently).

 

[scraparcs]

Candy cane or rock candy?

 

[Willtor]

Candy cane or rock candy?

Rock Candy. Mint stuff always makes me sneeze.

 

[Pats]

What are the top three qualities you'd hope to find in a wife?

 

[BigToe]

If you were a veggie, what would you be and why?

 

[chaoschristian]

Wesley Crusher is in the Tau Ceti sector on board the Enterprise-E when Starfleet issues a distress call and order the Enterprise to Vulcan at maximum warp.

Seven-of-Nine is on the Delta Flyer orbiting Deep Space Nine where she is putting the smackdown on Quark. She too receives the same distress call and is ordered to Vulcan at maximum warp.

On Vulcan there is a dinner table set with four place settings. The Human-Klingon hybrid will only sit to the left of Borg Queen if she is wearing the green optical implant. The Janeway-Paris-retro-evolution-lizard things demand to sit as far away from the Klingon as possible, but will only eat drink the blood-wine if it served by Reptillian Drazi. Captain Archer cannot decide where to sit and will take the empty seat that is either to the right of the simpering Ferengi if he is not wearing his energy whip, or across from the alternate-Universe T-Pau if she is not giving Tripp a 'relaxing massage.'

You are beamed down to the surface to sort this whole mess out.

Question: how many times do you beat Berman & Braga over the head with a carp for killing the franchise?