"You've got a disease that there is no known cure for. We have run the appropiriate tests and found alarming conclusions. This is a very troubling circumstance. But what is more troubling is how you developed this condition. It seems due to constant exposure to the deangerous realities around you, this extremely rare virus has infected you. I am afraid there is now known cure. On top of this, the disease is extremely contagious as well." Perplexed as usual, I had to ask, "What is the disease?" The answer: "An undying hunger for the truth, a passion for the people around you, and sorrow for those who still lie in darkness. To put it plainly, you have a heart. We must amputate immediately."
-Andrew Schwab, from the book We Caught You Plotting Murder
-Andrew Schwab, from the book We Caught You Plotting Murder