SuperVillians' shopping list

[KOTTMatt]

-Plasma for Plasma cannon at SuperVillian's market.
-Chains for prison.
-Prisoners for prison.
-Fabric for Henchmen's mask.
-Henchmen.
-How to laugh like a villian book.
-evil toilet paper.
-evil toothpaste.
-evil AA Batteries.
-Mask from dry cleaning.
-Parts for evil robot.
-evil chocolate chip cookies.
-evil checkbook.
-evil chocolate cereal.

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Lol!

 

[KOTTMatt]

thanks.

 

[Rock_star2011]

lol

 

[KOTTMatt]

Thank you.

 

[Randombitsofstring]

That reminds me of this:

Top 10 thing’s I’ll do if I ever become a comic book villain:

• My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

• My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

• Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

• I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

• When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

• I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

• One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

• The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

• I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

• I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

 

[Tapanga]

Thats so cool, i like how the fabric for henchmens mask is before henchmen.... cute

 

[Alive again]

okay

 

[*~DJ~*]

cute

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[godisgr8]

That reminds me of this:

Top 10 thing’s I’ll do if I ever become a comic book villain:

• My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

• My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

• Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

• I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

• When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

• I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

• One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

• The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

• I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

• I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

hahaha that was good!