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Not for this nearly 56 year old hermit of a solitary-and-happy-about-it gorilla!!
You guys go ahead and have fun!
You guys go ahead and have fun!
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/me runs outside picks a few plums, sets them in the sun...
Oh you ment the other kind of dating!
Oh you ment the other kind of dating!
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So, youngster!
How in the world ya gonna hold hands via the Internet?
This way?
Do you intend to use smilies to smooch?
Like this?
How're ya gonna greet your date?
Like this?
How's the guy gonna dress?
Like this?
How's the girl gonna dress?
Like this?
I'm puzzled.
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I suppose, as solitary as I desire to be, I'll start the dating game for you folks.
A guy comes to the girl's house.
He knocks on the door. She answers:
He says, "Hi. Wanna grab a pizza and root beer with me down at Joe's Sports Grille? I hear they're showing the football games tonight."
She says, "Sure. Let me just grab a coat." Then, after grabbing her best coat, she bounces out the door:
You folks can continue the dating story...
A guy comes to the girl's house.
He knocks on the door. She answers:
He says, "Hi. Wanna grab a pizza and root beer with me down at Joe's Sports Grille? I hear they're showing the football games tonight."
She says, "Sure. Let me just grab a coat." Then, after grabbing her best coat, she bounces out the door:
You folks can continue the dating story...
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Originally posted by oncewaslost
lol! sorry, i'm in a perky mood right now and i felt like posting smiles.
No need to apologize, lost!
Isn't this type of dating fun?
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lost? call me anything but that you could even call me owl... i'd recognize it easier
this kind of dating?
i guess so.... none too sure...
you could even call me owl... i'd recognize it easierthis kind of dating?
i guess so.... none too sure...
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He was waiting on the porch with great anticipation. When she came out his breath was taken away by her beauty and his unbribled passion surfaced and he grabbed her and kissed her full on. Thereupon she slapped his face and bounced by into the house.
Two houses farther down the street this guy stood at a girls door and knocked......
Two houses farther down the street this guy stood at a girls door and knocked......
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"Knock, knock," he said as he stood in front of the door at the girl's house.
"Who's theeerrre?" she cooed lithely.
"Meeee. Y'know, meeee," he responded, then paced a bit while whistling softly to himself.
"But, but, I thought you were gonna go on a date with ME!" cried the breathless girl who just ran down the street after slapping the other guy.
"Let's double-date with him!" exclaimed the cutie who emerged from the house where the whistler now stood.
"Who's theeerrre?" she cooed lithely.
"Meeee. Y'know, meeee," he responded, then paced a bit while whistling softly to himself.
"But, but, I thought you were gonna go on a date with ME!" cried the breathless girl who just ran down the street after slapping the other guy.
"Let's double-date with him!" exclaimed the cutie who emerged from the house where the whistler now stood.
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Originally posted by AnnMercy2
Oh my
/me sits back in the corner hiding and waits for cat fight that is bound to happen.....
Aw, c'mon, AnnMercy2! Catfight? What gives you the clue that these girls would EVER get into a fight???? Gerry's rendition?
Aw, c'mon. They're gonna go to Joe's Sports Grille for some pizza and root beer. The guy's gonna be wrapped up in watching the game, and the girls are gonna be talking Mary Kay!!
They'll all have fun.
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