You know they dont put these warning labels on things unless someone has done it and sued the company bc there wasnt a warning label that told them not to and they won..
Some things in life should go without saying, but it seems there's always somene who needs to be told not to eat a matress....
On a can of Insect spray: "Harmful to bees."
On a life-saving device: "This is not a life-saving device."
On a motorcycle Mirror: "Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On garden furniture: "Keep away from damp and sunlight"
On a box of sleeping pills:"May cause drowsiness"
On a milk bottle: "After opening, keep upright."
On a bag of peanuts: "This product contains nuts."
On a water heater: "If building which heater resides is on fire, do not go into building"
On a mattress: "Do not attempt to swallow."
On a TV remote control: "Not dishwasher safe."
On a garden hose: "May cause cancer in California"
On an iron: "Never iron clothes on the body"
On a graduation gown: " Do not wash or dry clean"
On a video game console: "Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury"
On a bottle of aspirin: "Do not take if allergic to aspirirn"
On a chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals"
On a birthday card: "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less"
On a wristwatch:"This is not underwear. Do not put in pants."
On a hammer: "Do not use to strike any solid object"
On a curling iron: "For external use only"
[these are pulled from the book Uncle Johns: Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom readers institute]
Some things in life should go without saying, but it seems there's always somene who needs to be told not to eat a matress....
On a can of Insect spray: "Harmful to bees."
On a life-saving device: "This is not a life-saving device."
On a motorcycle Mirror: "Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On garden furniture: "Keep away from damp and sunlight"
On a box of sleeping pills:"May cause drowsiness"
On a milk bottle: "After opening, keep upright."
On a bag of peanuts: "This product contains nuts."
On a water heater: "If building which heater resides is on fire, do not go into building"
On a mattress: "Do not attempt to swallow."
On a TV remote control: "Not dishwasher safe."
On a garden hose: "May cause cancer in California"
On an iron: "Never iron clothes on the body"
On a graduation gown: " Do not wash or dry clean"
On a video game console: "Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury"
On a bottle of aspirin: "Do not take if allergic to aspirirn"
On a chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals"
On a birthday card: "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less"
On a wristwatch:"This is not underwear. Do not put in pants."
On a hammer: "Do not use to strike any solid object"
On a curling iron: "For external use only"
[these are pulled from the book Uncle Johns: Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom readers institute]
