Study Finds Most Sin A Direct Result Of Not Having Enough Coffee In Your System

[tulc]

Study Finds Most Sin A Direct Result Of Not Having Enough Coffee In Your System

"Well, I don't want to jump to too many conclusions, but the research seems clear here," said Anderson. "You should drink as much coffee as possible if you truly desire to be Christlike."

tulc(thinks this sounds legit...)

 

[PizzaAddict]

It's bad for you and most people are addicted to it. It's simply legal drug.
And no Christ did not have ADHD he was calm and meek most of time , only when he was angry , rightly so , he throw out people who polluted his temple and used it for selling goods instead of house of prayer .

 

[S.O.J.I.A.]

….I think they might be serious.

 

[URA]

I don't drink coffee at all...should I be worried?

Time to crank to cappuccino or I'm lookin' at long Confession next week!

May God bless us all through coffee & satire & all the fun little things in life!

 

[Aussie Pete]

It's bad for you and most people are addicted to it. It's simply legal drug.
And no Christ did not have ADHD he was calm and meek most of time , only when he was angry , rightly so , he throw out people who polluted his temple and used it for selling goods instead of house of prayer .

Coffee is not bad for you. I drink ten mugs a day and I am fine. I am fine. I am fine. J/k. Oddly I lost my taste for coffee a couple of years ago. I find it harder to get to sleep now than I did as a coffee drinker. Go figure.

 

[tulc]

It's bad for you

...or it's not.

and most people are addicted to it.

I can quit anytime I want...see? I quit just then. and now I'm going to start drinking it again.

It's simply legal drug.

An awesome, fabulous wonderful legal drug.

And no Christ did not have ADHD he was calm and meek most of time,

Probably after His morning coffee. He probably hadn't had His coffee when He cursed the fig tree, I'm like that before my first cup of coffee in the morning.

only when he was angry , rightly so , he throw out people who polluted his temple and used it for selling goods instead of house of prayer .

...any chance they were selling decaf? Because I'd throw those people out as well.
tulc(is not a fan of decaf)

 

[Tanj]

Probably after His morning coffee. He probably hadn't had His coffee when He cursed the fig tree, I'm like that before my first cup of coffee in the morning.

...any chance they were selling decaf? Because I'd throw those people out as well.
tulc(is not a fan of decaf)

An interesting interpretation of Scripture.

I think it was 'Blessed are the cheese-makers'.
Ah. What's so special about the cheese-makers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers
to any manufacturers of dairy products.

 

[Dave-W]

any chance they were selling decaf? Because I'd throw those people out as well.
tulc(is not a fan of decaf)

My middle daughter calls Decaf “Devils brew.”

 

[Bob Crowley]

According to researchers, once you've had about two gallons of coffee for the day, you approach near-perfect levels of sanctification, nearing the righteousness of Tim Tebow, Kirk Cameron, and John Piper. Before you start drinking coffee, you're pretty much Satan incarnate.

I have to agree with this sentiment, which is part of the article. If I drank two gallons of coffee while doing my job which involves driving most of the day, my single minded pursuit the whole day long would be finding the nearest toilet without losing too much time.

It's difficult to sin when pursuing such a single minded end. Or to quote Soren Kierkegaard, if my memory of someone else's quote is correct, "Holiness is to will one thing" (or something like that). So drinking two gallons of coffee a day would, in my case, achieve that end.

 

[tulc]

My middle daughter calls Decaf “Devils brew.”

Sounds like someone did an excellent job of parenting!
tulc(sounds like a very smart daughter!)