So John gave up on the rocks and took up soccer instead. Being 6'4" he tried nets and he found he had tremendous talent as a goalkeeper and quickly advanced through the ranks...
flashed him in overtime, distracting him, and he let in a REEEEALY bad golden goal. Like, the kind of golden goal you would be annoyed at your four-year-old daughter for letting in. So he was cut from the team and sent home in disgrace. When he got there he found...
he noticed what seemed like a large hand surrounding him. He looked up and saw that, HE WAS INIDE THE SNOW GLOBE!!! "No wonder there are so many earth quakes and blizards! Sheesh!" he exclaimed.
What was even stranger was that he also had the exact same snow globe in his hand and oddities of all oddities, he could see himself inside the snow globe!!!