Spinoff!

[Raptureman]

Here will be a nice place to relax and make spinoffs! you should post a spinoff with a play on words to the title you use. These will be short spinnoffs, but if somebody likes one, they should continue it. Try to make it like a script. We could start with:

Star Wears Episode 1: The Fashion Menace

(Story begins at a fashion show on naboo.)

Jar Jar: Mesa Jar Jar binks, messa your humble fashion guide.
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Crowd throws various rotten vegtables at him*
Jar Jar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *Is covered with tomatoes* Ookie-day, here is most respectibibble Queen Amidala in her Episode III Costume line-up.
Crowd: *Queen Amidala walks out* Where is the coolness! We aren't in the 70's we wear more MODERN clothing.
Jar Jar:...
*Qui-gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk out calming the crowd*
*Darth Maul jumps out* Crowd: This is the coolest!
Qui-Gon: What you perfer a Sith more then a Jedi? Come on Obi-Wan, we're leaving.
*The two leave*
Darth Maul: Jar Jar, I never liked you.
Jar Jar: He he he... *Gulp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

(The end.)

Ok, I admit it wasn't that good, but I needed an opener.