some humor

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I got these from where I work... thought some of you may understand or relate!

This Week's Funny
You Know It's a Bad Day When …

… you finally remember the name of that person you promised to visit in the hospital—while reading the obituaries.

… you can't find Obadiah while leading a Bible study.

… the groundskeeper accidentally waters your study along with the flower bed.

… in the pulpit you notice your sermon notes this week are for last week's sermon.

… the youth pastor urgently asks you about the church's liability insurance.

… your church treasurer sends you a post card from Geneva.

… the manse redecoration committee gets "a good deal" on used chartreuse carpet.

… you are informed that the youth group used steel wool sponges for their car wash.

… the couple you married a year ago calls to ask about a warranty.

… you are elected Pastor Emeritus—and you're only 28.