- Oct 10, 2003
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Here's some really dumb soda jokes I just came up with.
I'm such a soda addict, that...
When someone tells me something I already know,
I tell them "So DUH!".
My dad is soda POP.
When someone asks me how many floors up a certain room is
in a big building, I tell them it's 7 up.
When I need to go to the doctor, I go to Dr. Pepper.
The water in my toilet is carbonated.
I burp the alphabet even when I try not to.
I have to tie bags of sand on my feet to keep myself from floating away.
That's all I could come with for now.
I'm such a soda addict, that...
When someone tells me something I already know,
I tell them "So DUH!".
My dad is soda POP.
When someone asks me how many floors up a certain room is
in a big building, I tell them it's 7 up.
When I need to go to the doctor, I go to Dr. Pepper.
The water in my toilet is carbonated.
I burp the alphabet even when I try not to.
I have to tie bags of sand on my feet to keep myself from floating away.
That's all I could come with for now.
