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I confess that I steal money from tip jars and use it to support my lavish lifestyle by purchasing large hats.
so I hit him with a 38 special,now he is no more...
when I hear the neighbors each day say.."here kitty kitty"
I giggle to myself and say,,,
"no kitty kitty'
Why did you tell her that..I told my wife last night that I had a headache and I didn't have one.
'Why did you tell her that..
What was the situation that you said that to?
I make miniature effigies of Brother Pinetree from hamburger and chortle as I feed them to my praying mantis.
welll..at least your socks are holy..I have a hole in my black sock and it is hidden in my shoe and yet I am all dressed up and look as professional as I can be on the outside.
praying for ya.When I was a kid I used to tear wings off of butterflies and the legs off of daddy-long-leg spiders... I found it amusing and fascinating at the same time. Yeah I had a pretty warped sense of humor.
so long as you Texans dont have a chainsaw around..I got mad at my husband the other night and tried to choke him. Seriously. He wouldn't 'shut up' and I got tired of it.
I have to say, it has been much quieter around here since then.
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