Silly pet names

[Teufelhund]

I have realized that many other sections contain humorous games so I have one, the objective is to call your beloved as silly a pet name as is possible...
Ergo: "I love my <Significant Other>, he/she is my <insert pet name here>"

I LOVE MY fiancee, she is my shnuggly wuggly.

 

[alfrodull]

I question whether that is a valid pet name. I have never heard this phrase used, and a Google search turns up only 18 results, with all usages of the term being as an adjective, not as a noun.

I demand you come up with something more appropriate, cutie.

 

[Teufelhund]

Fine I love my fiancee, she is my honey bunny.

 

[alfrodull]

Fine I love my fiancee, she is my honey bunny.

That's better, my little cabbage.

 

[Adonaija]

I love my s/o, he is my (Sexy man, Hot Stuff, Babe) LOL

 

[SamanthaOfHope]

I heart my man, he is my snugglybear and i'm his cocoa puffs

 

[waxlion10]

I love my boyfriend... he's my love slave, silly gander, future house-husband, and I'm his green-eyed Asian fox and silly goose.

ok, not really pet names...just more like name calling
And it's in complete jest, so please don't think that I am going to be the head of the household and force him to stay home once we're married

 

[pentecostalgirl0414]

I love my s/o he is my snugglyroo and my biscuit head lol

 

[SparkyMaddie]

oh lollololo my scott is my scotty botty and i am his maddiekins

 

[Luther073082]

Wow, and Melissa and I thought that we where gay.

No offense.

 

[enelra]

We have a female chihuahua before and we named her Sexy because her brother's name is Macho.

 

[explodingboy]

I love my fiance (other half, ball n' chain) ,she is my FemNazi, and I'm her TatterTot.

 

[MilitantSheep]

He used to call me Despoina (Greek for my lady), I thought it sounded silly and refused point blank to call him Despotes (my lord), so he stopped. Now I wish he would again

 

[somethingBEAUTIFUL]

I love my boyfriend, he is my Awesome Andy. I'm his Loveable Lindsey (our "superhero" names). He also calls me "Mimies". Basically started when our friends' little girl couldn't pronounce my name correctly, and he changed it a little bit into his own nickname for me. And I love it!

 

[Bigbody]

I'm not very fond of pet names but, my current gf, who was my best friend before we decided to give it a shot, has a thing for calling me "Pookie". It does however usually get me to smile.