Silly Names

Focusedpoetgirl said:

chim-chim applebutt

My sister is lumpy chickensniffer!!!!!!!!

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loribee59 said:

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day........ Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = Oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u =sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

~loribee59, AKA "Loopy Bubble-Face"

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loribee59 said:

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day........ Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = Oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u =sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

~loribee59, AKA "Loopy Bubble-Face"

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