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Share your experiences with insects, spiders, and other pests!

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Here are a few stories I have....

One time when I was about six years old, I was up visiting some relatives in Colorado. I was walking along this pond, and the heel in one of my foot kept throbbing in pain. (I wasn't wearing any socks)
I took off my shoe, and there was this black spider about an inch across that had been biting me the whole time.

My friend's dad was working on his car in his drive-way, and there was some tall grass bordering the paved drive-way. Well, he rested his legs in the grass, and before he knew it, he was covered in hundreds of ants. He started screaming, his wife got out the garden hose and sprayed all the ants off of him. He had to go to the emergency room after that.
My maternal grandparents once had a dog that was killed by bees.
My grandfather got his revenge on the bees by spraying the hive with gasoline and then throwing a match onto the hive.


At my home there are always those huge carpenter ants (they are about an inch and a half long and have a fuzzy yellow and black abdomen)
I always kill them if I see them because I don't want any biting my dogs, or me for that matter.
I once tried to stomp on one, but only succeeded in stomping off its abdomen. The head and the thorax were still moving after that.
Another time I swatted one with a fly swatter and it was viciously biting the fly swatter... needless to say, it frightened me.
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Flies are the WORST insects. To most people they are an annoyance, but to some they bring fatal diseases.
At my home, we have these mosquito trappers that emit CO2 gas to attract the mosquitoes, and then it traps the mosquitoes. I would say we collect a few hundred of the mosquitoes every few weeks in each mosquito trap. We live near a creak, so that's why we have so many mosquitoes.
I have a hobby of swatting flies. I love going out in my backyard on a summer day and seeing how many flies I can swat.
One time after swatting this large fly, maggots crawled out of it. Ewww....

Since fire ants are non-native to north america, I take great pride in eradicating them. Back in highschool I used to carry around in my car trunk a package of Amdro Fire Ant Killer. That stuff worked miracles. I would pour some of the yellow flakes on a fire ant nest, and in less than a week the entire mound would be dead. I killed off probably a good 50 fire ant mounds doing this.
Another time I took my car and drove over a huge ant pile that was on the grass above the curb in the parking lot. I then drove around the parking lot, getting ants everywhere.
The next day the mound that I ran over with my car still was alive...

Heh, this one is not really scary, but I will tell it anyway.
It was the summer when I was about 13 years old. I had a box turtle (still have him), and I hadn't cleaned his cage in a while. So these fruit flies were just multiplying and multiplying in my pet's cage. I finally cleaned his cage out because the problem got so severe, but the flies still kept coming out in droves. I couldn't brush my teeth without there being fruit flies on my tooth brush. They were all over the mirror. The flies managed to get into my sister's room across the hall where she had her guinea pigs. The fruit flies started growing in that cage as well.
No matter how many times we cleaned those cages, the flies kept coming back in hundreds.
It go so bad that my parents bought two insect bombs, sealed off our rooms, and let the insect bombs go off.
Insect bombs are basically these cans of insecticide that gets released all at once, and it fills the entire room with insecticide. It is considered a last resort.
Well, the insect bombs worked. All the fruit flies were dead, and all we were left with was to air out the room for a while and a massive vacuuming job.
BTW, while we let the insect bombs go off, the guinea pigs and the box turtle were safely out of the rooms, along with their respective cages. We cleaned out the cages while the insect bombs went off.
Never had fruit fly problems go out of control after that.

Well, enough of my stories, let's hear yours! :)
 

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*Resumé*

- Served as chief spider-eliminator in family's house using small box from sister and nerves of, well... jelly!

Once, I decided to get this huge spider away from the top corner of my room. I bravely got the box, climbed onto the bed... that spider was HUGE! I nervously went up to it... attempted to box it to release it from the window.... and the thing fell from it's hidey-hole onto my bed where I was standing! Needless to say, I was a liddle bit nervous and, I can tell you, it made me jump! (being quite young at the time) but managed to get it out the house eventually.

Other spiders that were notorious for falling were what I call "absailers", that is you attack them, they drop. Period.

:D Not really scary I know, but hey! :)

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I hate spiders ! As a kid I was always vicious to them because I couldn't stand them. I liked the praying mantis though, and had a few in a little aquarium. There used to be these banana spiders where I lived, ugh, when I was eight or so I'd go around the yard with a raid can and paint any I saw white with bug spray... come to think of it though, there aren't any around now (I doubt that's really my fault) but it's like they migrated r something ?
 
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My parent's place when I was a kid was loaded with those nasty brown paper-wasps. There must have been several hundred of the things, and they had nests everywhere. (I have since found out that anywhere you have pine trees, you will have these things, and there was a considerably large pine forest nearby.)

Anyway, they had nests built under the eaves, in the tool shed, in the barns, in empty doghouses, you name it. I hated them, and still do. Once, when I was about sixteen, I was walking back into the house from feeding the dogs, and one of them came flying along and hit the collar of my shirt and dropped down inside the back of my shirt. It started stinging and I started screaming......I ripped my shirt off and it got away, but it had nailed me 21 times; my mother counted the welts on my back. Good thing I wasn't allergic to insect stings.

I had my own "insecticide" for when I had to go into the enclosed barns......I had a steel squirt can filled with gasoline. I'd go in and eyeball the situation, and every nest I found, I soaked. (This can would squirt gasoline upwards of ten feet, so that made it ideal for "de-insectization" from a safe distance.) When they were hit with the gas, they would drop to the floor instantly, curl up, and die. You didn't have to worry about them squirming around and still being dangerous, because they were dead right now.

You could exterminate every single one of them in any given outbuilding, and come back a week later and there'd be more of them. :mad:

Probably as a result of these experiences, I still cannot abide stinging wasps or hornets. If you want to see me go ballistic, have one start flying around my head......I go utterly berserk. If I'm driving down the road and one flies into the car, I stop and pull over and everything stops until that little sucker is dead, and I don't care if I'm in the middle of the Holland Tunnel. Traffic can wait.
 
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A couple years ago, I was at my sister's house and a bat flew in the house. We were scared to death of it. My sister took a broom and tried to shew it out of the house. It didn't work it was just flying around and we were trying to get it out the house, yet keep a safe distance. We couldn't get it out. We were freaking out. We were afraid it would bite our kids and give them rabies or something. We called the cops because we couldn't get it out. Can you believe we called the cops on a bat? LOL! The cop couldn't get it out either. It eventually went up in the attic and went out a little hole or something.

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Just for future reference, the best thing to do with a bat is wait until it settles somewhere, then throw a big, heavy towel over it and scoop it up that way; it will remain fairly docile while it's in the towel. Then just take the whole works out into the yard and toss it away from you. The bat will find his way out and fly away. :)

My wife did this when some bats got into our house once while I was at work.
 
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When I worked at camp during the summer many years back I had a run in with a bug. It was on a Saturday night (no kids on saturday nights) and a few of the team went out to see Arcniphobia(sp?) which I thought was ok and maybe a bit on the cheesy side. Well we get back to the camp and hit the sack. Part way through the night I woke up to a daddy long legs crawling across my bare chest. I FLIPPED!! Hit my head on the bunk above me and screamed like a girl. Woke everyone up in the process, scarying them half out of their mind.

Guess the movie wasn't so cheesy after all :p
 
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I can't deal with bees....I'm rather allergic to them. Not to the point where if I got stung, I'd die...but I swell up rather badly.

So I freak out when there's a bee around me (similar to Wols) and if there's one where I'm living...someone's gotta kill it!

But if it's me that kills it...here's a story.

When I was living on my own, for some reason bees kept getting into the cottage. One day I was home alone and there was this huge bee in the kitchen window. So how did I kill it? I drowned it in about a teaspoon of pure Simple Green followed by this glass cleaner with a very strong ammonia smell.

:D
 
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My 10 year old son wants to be an entomologist so we have little clear containers with magnifying lens lids. We usually have a spider here or there. I haven't let him set up an atrium yet but we have learned a lot. Did you know pill bug's (rolly polys) legs bend in instead of out so they can pull them in when they roll up in a ball?

Also of interest, jumping spiders are almost all hair - they can squeeze through the air holes in the top of the lid (this discovered just prior to me screaming and launching the container across the room).
 
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spiders...

I am totally freaked out by spiders bigger than the size of a penny. :)

I've had some nasty experiences with them, too.

We also have tarantulas out here, heh, those are... nasty.

Ok, so let's see. I've had spiders crawl OUT of my bedsheets (so much for "home sweet home")... once one was in my towel, I think, after I took a shower.

I just abhor the little things though. Bees (and wasps and the like) I dislike very much also, as well as snakes.

Spiders are the worst though. *shudders*

I'm with Ann in that I better not have nightmares after reading the first post! :p :p hehe
 
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I hate bugs, soooo much. I was going to the bathroom one day and a centipede lookin thing crawled out from under a towel, I screamed and kicked my feet up in the air trying not to fall off the toilet and made my boyfriend came rushing in thinking I had hurt myself badly or something, and I made him kill it before I would put my feet back down.

Just the other day I was laying on the couch watching tv when out of the corner of my eye I saw a bit spider crawling across the floor...so I went and grabbed a shoe and smushed it but wouldn't pick up the shoe, so I waited till my boyfriend got home and made him pick up the shoe and throw the spider in the trash.

I work as a night security guard at a cosmetics place and I was doing my rounds one night and a squirell jumped out of a garbage can and made me almost pee my pants. I also had a deer crash into the doors and windows in the lobby by my desk, I know deer aren't pests, but it sure scared me, I thought someone was breaking in.
 
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Spiders make my skin crawl.  I would almost rather face a snake than a gruesome spider.  I don't know why spiders are a million times worse than other bugs but they are.  However, if spiders leave me alone, I will leave them alone.  I will even allow them to make a home on my porch or balcony if they so desire as long as they stay away from me.  Do you know which spider I recently heard is the most poisonous spider in all the world?  It is a spider that kids often pick up and play with and parents consider completely harmless.  It is the granddaddy long legs.  I heard it is so lethal it could kill within minutes but its mouth is so small it can't sink its teeth in a human so it is harmless to humans.  As for spider stories,  has anyone ever been chased by a spider?  I have been chased twice.  That is not fun at all.   Once when I was about 12, my sister and  I were over at a friend's house and we were in his garage with him when a spider swung out of its web and flew through the air all the way across that garage flying after us.  We all high tailed it out of there screaming, even the boy who was 13 at the time.  It was a small spider but it was a mighty one.  My sister and I never went in that garage again and I am sure my friend avoided that garage too.  Another time that I was chased by a spider was when I was about 10.   My sister and I were at one end of a huge gymnasium when we spotted a large jumping spider, and my sister feared jumping spiders more than any other kind of spider.  We noticed it raised its front leg as a warning and my sister yelled "RUN!"  So we took off running and screaming at the top of our lungs while that spider took off after us.  Finally at the other end of the gym, we climbed on bleechers terrified this spider might come up after us and not knowing what we would do then.  That's when our hero arrived.  A man saw our dilemna, picked up the spider with his bare hands to our amazement and threw it on the wall where it splattered.   He was our hero for the day.
 
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