Ruined Wish....

[ranyhyn]

This is a current thread in the Men's Corner forum...but I'll put it here too for others to participate...

Basically you post a wish...and the next person grants the wish but puts a twist on it to ruin it... for example..

You say "I wish I didn't have to go to work today..." and the next person replies... "Your wish is granted. You don't have to go to work today ... because you've been fired and you have to spend all day at the unemployment office..." Then they post their wish and it continues...



I wish I could play the piano...

 

[ForHisGlory]

Granted ,,,,,you can now play the piano....but only to teach 3 and 4 year olds how to play chop sticks for the rest of your life

I wish I could ride horses again

 

[christcentered]

Granted ,,,,,you can now play the piano....but only to teach 3 and 4 year olds how to play chop sticks for the rest of your life

I wish I could ride horses again

Wish granted......but only for traveling on business trips .

I wish I could leap buildings in a single bound.

 

[ranyhyn]

Granted....you can now leap so high that you jump...and you fly into outer space and drift aimlessly.

I wish I could write a book

 

[ForHisGlory]

Granted...you write a book about Quantum Physics that only a handful understand and read


I wish I had a new car

 

[PassionateOne]

Granted.......you drive it home and on the way, somebody crashes into you and totals it (but you are fine).

I wish I had one million dollars!

 

[ForHisGlory]

Granted...you take it home and hide it after IRS takes their share...then get amnesia and don't remember where you put it

I wish I could have more pets

 

[christcentered]

Wish granted & they multiply so fast that soon have so many furry friends they're sometimes seen eating one another for food source....+ your carpet cleaning bill increases to $13,000 annually.

I wish spicy foods liked me better.

 

[PassionateOne]

Granted..... we go to an Indian food joint and order spicy food, you start sweating, profusely, and have to excuse yourself to the restroom because you get the 'runs'.

I wish my schedule was 'packed' with teaching (elementary school) jobs.

 

[christcentered]

I wish my schedule was 'packed' with teaching (elementary school) jobs.

Wish granted, m'darling .....(poof!)..... you teach so much that you start sweating profusely and have to excuse yourself to the restroom because you get the runs .....every day from 11:30 a.m. - 1:15 p.m.


I wish I had ears like a basset hound.

 

[PassionateOne]

Wish granted, m'darling .....(poof!)..... you teach so much that you start sweating profusely and have to excuse yourself to the restroom because you get the runs .....every day from 11:30 a.m. - 1:15 p.m.

oh noooooo!! I'm dying of laughter right now!!

 

[christcentered]

pffffttt (blows smoke from end of gun barrel)....the score is now 1-1, honey (twirls gun on finger and places back in holster) .

 

[PassionateOne]

I wish I had ears like a basset hound.

Granted........your ears grow so long that you trip over them and fly face first into a pile of 'doggie doo'

I wish I could fly.

 

[christcentered]

Wish granted m'lady....and now all the flapping increases the size of your pectorals to a 480DD cup.

I wish I could play guitar like Eric Clapton.

 

[ranyhyn]

Wish granted. You play so well that your name is mentioned with the greats like Clapton and Hendrix. Unfortunately while preparing for winter you have a terrible mishap in which you lose all of the fingers on one hand...

I wish I had a nice juicy steak to eat right now...

 

[MN John]

Wish granted. You play so well that your name is mentioned with the greats like Clapton and Hendrix. Unfortunately while preparing for winter you have a terrible mishap in which you lose all of the fingers on one hand...

I wish I had a nice juicy steak to eat right now...

You have a nice juicy steak to eat right now, but you also have the stomach flu and it won't stay down for even 30 seconds!




I wish for peace on Earth.

 

[christcentered]

Wish granted, John.....unfortunately, for the world leaders they are all now standing in the unemployment line, CNN files for Chapter 11 & there are more tumbleweeds than residents inhabiting the city formerly known as Washington D.C.

I wish ice cream came in cheese flavors like swiss & provalone.

 

[MN John]

Wish granted, John.....unfortunately, for the world leaders they are all now standing in the unemployment line, CNN files for Chapter 11 & there are more tumbleweeds than residents inhabiting the city formerly known as Washington D.C.

That's a bad thing?

I wish ice cream came in cheese flavors like swiss & provalone.

Granted ... but you're lactose intolerant.

 

[PassionateOne]

Wish granted m'lady....and now all the flapping increases the size of your pectorals to a 480DD cup.

you wish!

I wish ice cream came in cheese flavors like swiss & provalone.

Ewwww...1st gross!

Granted......but you forgot to finish it off and left it in your truck on a scorching hot day......it melted into your seats and spoiled and smelt like vomit and you couldn't get rid of the smell.

I wish I lived in a mansion with a pool

 

[MN John]

Granted ... you're the maid there ... you work 18-hour days 7 days a week and have no time to swim.