Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man
didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass
around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling
at the man to move. The man doesn't move.
The woman is going ballistic inside her car,ranting and raving at the man,
pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the
woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and
curses at the man.
The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red. The woman is beside herself,
screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the
intersection. As she is still in mid- rant she hears a tap on her window
and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking
policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both
hands in sight.
She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off
the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands
up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her
hands on her car thenhandcuffs her and takes her tot he police
station where she is fingerprinted,
photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and
opens the door
for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original
officer
is waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm really sorry for this
mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak
at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would
Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper
sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."
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didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass
around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling
at the man to move. The man doesn't move.
The woman is going ballistic inside her car,ranting and raving at the man,
pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the
woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and
curses at the man.
The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
intersection just as the light turns red. The woman is beside herself,
screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the
intersection. As she is still in mid- rant she hears a tap on her window
and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking
policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both
hands in sight.
She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off
the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands
up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her
hands on her car thenhandcuffs her and takes her tot he police
station where she is fingerprinted,
photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and
opens the door
for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original
officer
is waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm really sorry for this
mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak
at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would
Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper
sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."
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