Remember this classic bible verse?

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And lo, the Whopper, the Junior, the Double, and the Triple Whopper were consumed by the people.

They praised the flame-grilled taste and the perfect toppers that adorned their patties. For on this day, they ruled over their choices of lettuce, mayo, pickle, and ketchup. It mattered not whether they preferred the Impossible or the bacon Whopper, for any Whopper was made according to their desire.

In the land of BK, it was decreed that each person ruled over their feast, seizing the day with gratitude for the abundance before them. Let it be known that at Burger King, one could have it their way, for they were the rulers of their meal.

McLamore 10:46

 

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And lo, the Whopper, the Junior, the Double, and the Triple Whopper were consumed by the people.

They praised the flame-grilled taste and the perfect toppers that adorned their patties. For on this day, they ruled over their choices of lettuce, mayo, pickle, and ketchup. It mattered not whether they preferred the Impossible or the bacon Whopper, for any Whopper was made according to their desire.

In the land of BK, it was decreed that each person ruled over their feast, seizing the day with gratitude for the abundance before them. Let it be known that at Burger King, one could have it their way, for they were the rulers of their meal.

McLamore 10:46

I like this one. You inspired me to make a fictional Bible verse about Red Robin.