After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
..."1"
..."2"
..."3"
..."4"
..."5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on the other hand.
This procedure works in some states better than others.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
..."1"
..."2"
..."3"
..."4"
..."5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on the other hand.
This procedure works in some states better than others.
hilarious loved it!!
was it a big mouth like a bud can, or an old school small mouthed can that makes the gulping noise? even so he would have had to drill a hole on the top of the can to accomidate the size of the cherry bomb which would have been more expensive. how so? well he would have had to buy a drill at Home Depot because he a faithful Tony Stewart fan, costing him $157.48. Not to mention he would have to have waited a few hours for the drills battery to charge, while during that time he could have possibly had sex with his wife...thus producing another redneck child. this could have been avoided if he would have taken the vasectomy. pffft and to think he wasted a beer can which could have gotten him 5 cents or so if he recycled...people these days.
