• Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.

J

JesusOurSavior

Guest
A priest was sitting in the confessional booth listening to sins, and he realized he needed to use the restroom really bad, so he peaked his head out and motioned for a member of the church to take his place for a few minutes.

The new member, glad to help furfill the glory of God, willingly took up the job. In listening to this women's sin she mentioned that she had oral sex. The man not know what to give the women for a penance motioned for an alter boy and asked him what the priest usually gives for oral sex.

The alter boys response, a coke and a candy bar.