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The couple had been debating the purchase of a new vehicle for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a little fast-like sports car so she
could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 - 200 in 4 seconds.
My birthday is coming up and you could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
 
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The city-slicker attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. He did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what
he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, “You really are a country hick, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!”
The old rancher replied, “Well, I'll tell you young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning.
 
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