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DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

Leader of the Banned said:
Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break.

"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania," he replied.

"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Little Johnny thought about it and said, "You know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio."

For those of you who miss Leader...I stole this from another thread....Heheheheheh!

Tumbleweed64 · Jul 23, 2005

DannyB said:
For those of you who miss Leader...I stole this from another thread....Heheheheheh!

lol,Thanks Danny I DO miss him, doesn't he like here us here in Randomville no more?

IamSam52 · Jul 23, 2005

Danny gots ears now

akasmom · Jul 23, 2005

So DannyB, whatcha gonna play for us on that there guitar?

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

I bees gonna sang ya a song! Okay here a go!

* Plays loudly *

What did you think?

delicate_flower · Jul 23, 2005

Pretty good... But did you need a rhythm guitar to assist your lead? I'm free to play too.

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

delicate_flower said:
Pretty good... But did you need a rhythm guitar to assist your lead? I'm free to play too.

Let's rock!

Tumbleweed64 · Jul 23, 2005

DannyB said:
Let's rock!

Rockin' on!!!

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

A 16 year old boy came home with a new Porsche and his parents began to fuss, "Where did you get that car????!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well", said the boy, "this one cost me $15."

His parents began to panic and asked, "Who would sell a car like that for $15?" "It was the lady up the street and I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for $15."

"Oh my goodness," moaned the mother to the boy's father, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had just sold her Porsche for $15 and demanded to know what was going on.

"Well, I'll tell you. This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend that he'd run off to Hawaii with his secretary. The secretary took all his money and left him after they arrived. He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, I did."

arborvita · Jul 23, 2005

How is everything going everyone? Rocking out I see.

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say the

least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so

he led him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager

expectantly.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to

type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type

a perfect business letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the

manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair..

The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I'm

sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire has to be good with a

computer."

The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to

demonstrate his expertise with various programs, produced a sample

spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.

The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog, "Hey, I realize that you

are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're

adog -- no way could I hire you."

The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his paw

at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."

The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the sign says. But

the sign also says you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked him straight in the eye and said, "Meow."

arborvita · Jul 23, 2005

LOL Danny... The bilingual dog. Love it!

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

muppy · Jul 23, 2005

I am glad....cause I thought I was the only one who did that

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

Some people are like Slinkies , not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Tumbleweed64 · Jul 23, 2005

DannyB said:
Some people are like Slinkies , not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

LOL, hey!

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

Life is sexually transmitted.

arborvita · Jul 23, 2005

DannyB said:
Some people are like Slinkies , not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

LOL I happen to be one of those people. I have fallen down my stairs a few times.

Tumbleweed64 · Jul 23, 2005

I finally got it all together now if I could just remember where I put it

DannyB · Jul 23, 2005

Of all of the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

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