Random Thread of Randomness! ((((((((17)

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[Greenthumb]

I'm number 1!

 

[Daughter of His]

2

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Frog phlegm's kinda like morbid mucous only spicier...

 

[arborvita]

Whoo hoo

 

[Leader of the Banned]

did that make me three? Man, I look bad for my age...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Ever cram for a test? This semester is like one ten week cram....

 

[arborvita]

There is no age in cyber space. I think that is why everyone likes it.

 

[Daughter of His]

Spammy over easy- sounds bad

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Generation Xers may appreciate this:

http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s.html

some of the answers are wrong depending on spelling or which particular verse, but it's fun...

 

[Stefania777]

I have an excuse! My computer is super slow today.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Following the legislation forcing Cigarette companies to print health warnings on tobacco products, the government has now tabled a new law to force producers of alcohol products to print similar warnings on all their products. Below are examples of warnings that they will have to use.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading Cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Last time I had alcohol I woke up the next day with my clothes scattered all over the floor....I was still wearing them.

 

[Greenthumb]

^lol!

 

[arborvita]

Don't you just hate when someone walks up and farts and then walks away!!!

 

[Daughter of His]

Gave my dog a bath today, all she thinks about is the treat afterwards

 

[nicriggz]

Well, I'm back.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Don't you just hate when someone walks up and farts and then walks away!!!

Well, yuh see if I hop on a bus and there's some buckethead taking up two seats (with a lap top or whatever) and I have to stand, I'll stand with my big, fat, hairy [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] in their face and rip away...

 

[arborvita]

^wow....lol....way to much info....lol

 

[Stefania777]

Walks away slowly*

 

[arborvita]

I think the gas has cleared in here.