Random Thread of Randomness! (((((14)

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[Stefania777]

Gouda cheese!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

'bout time you got here....

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Is someone passing out cheese? Or just cutting it?

 

[jelly_bean]

it's not how long the strange quote is. it's how random it was.

 

[Stefania777]

Is someone passing out cheese? Or just cutting it?

I'm eating it...but I can share

 

[Daisysqueaks]

I have a monkey hugging my arm!!

the "Monkey" is my son!
Help he won't let go!!!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

@ my cousin's wedding I got stuck roomin' with my cousin Dave. When I got to the motel I went to take a shower and lo and behold, he turned the thing into a giant beer cooler! There wuz a ton of ice and cases of beer. I'm like "how the puke am I supposed to take a shower"? He says "don't worry about it...*hic! Wanna beer"?

 

[Stefania777]

^Yuky

 

[Stefania777]

I'm eating half of a grapefruit for breakfast at 2:45 in the afternoon, how random is that?

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Hey beer is good for your hair if you use it like shampoo, but use actual shampoo after u use it or your hair will smell like a brewery and the cops will pull u over and put u in the drunk tank and u'll have to stay there with some drunk named Bob whose cryin' his eyes out about his sorry excuse for a woman that left 'im for some other dude named Bob who doesn't drink...no, no I'm not speaking from experience...

 

[Stefania777]

Hey beer is good for your hair if you use it like shampoo, but use actual shampoo after u use it or your hair will smell like a brewery and the cops will pull u over and put u in the drunk tank and u'll have to stay there with some drunk named Bob whose cryin' his eyes out about his sorry excuse for a woman that left 'im for some other dude named Bob who doesn't drink...no, no I'm not speaking from experience...

I'll have to try that, I always want my hair to look healthy, thanks for the tip.

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Just make sure you use the shampoo afterward!!

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Yeah!! The monkey went to play nintendo!

 

[Stefania777]

My sister is old enough, I'll ask her to buy me some beer.

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Mayonaise is good too. Mix a little with your conditioner and let it set for a few minutes. U may have to shampoo after that too.

This isn't too random now is it? LOL

 

[Stefania777]

Mayonaise is good too. Mix a little with your conditioner and let it set for a few minutes. U may have to shampoo after that too.

This isn't too random now is it? LOL

I never liked mayo, it's a pain in the neck to remove it and the smell from the hair.

 

[Stefania777]

I use this African Oil treatment on my hair, it works great. It's not easy to care for blue hair.

 

[Stefania777]

random

Yikes! What did you do that for??!!!

 

[Greenthumb]

Okay, this place has really gone to the dogs!