Random Thread of Randomness! ((((13)

[ChrisBot]

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[jelly_bean]

that's not very nice...

 

[suzybeezy]

New Thread, Cool!

 

[DannyB]

 

[Stan the Man]

You're tuned to Channel 13 on Network Random - the headlines:

The old thread was closed at Midnight GMT, administrators claim it was a fluke.

ChrisBot has been accused of closing threads just so that he can attend more red-tape ceremonies when he opens new threads - he denied all charges and threatened to close the juditional thread - he was cleared of all charges.

Viewers have been complaining that there has been a lack of random posts in recent threads - all contributors apologised for any lack of randomness and announced a worldwide day of randomnosity, which was opened by a stick insect driving a double decker bus - it's hoped that such a random set of events will help everyone to enter into the spirit of the day.

 

[Michael5084]

Fox News

 

[Stan the Man]

*Stan remembers when he used to do Fox News

But, incredibly, I ran out of puns/obvious jokes... how?

I think university has sapped my energy for making up headlines that involve foxes in some way...

 

[Michael5084]

I C

 

[thecarlyjean]

9

 

[Stefania777]

I'm here. Sorry I'm late, I came here as soon as I could.

 

[thecarlyjean]

who said anything about lateness?

Im supposed to be cleaning out my fridgerator..

 

[Michael5084]

late

 

[Michael5084]

I C

 

[Stan the Man]

And I say potato

 

[Michael5084]

zoom

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

*opens the door and looks around*

 

[Stefania777]

Wow, I got this new blue for my hair and it's super intense, I love it.

 

[Stan the Man]

Stefania, the blue-haired loon

Now with added blue, and probably added loon...

 

[Stefania777]

Hi Stan

The loon thing, that's a first I've never been called a loon before.

 

[Stefania777]

I went to walgreens to buy a hair brush and I got the strangest look ever....I mean people usually look at me strange but this lady was like...terrified. That look you would give a UFO if you saw one...that's the look.

All I wanted was a hair brush.