Random Relationship Advice

[Verve]

Ok, we've all probably heard some strange and unexpected relationship advice over the years.

Some of it is solicited and some of it isn't.
Sometimes it's just good to laugh about and sometimes it's oddly insightful.

What is some of the advice you have heard/given to others over the years?

One of my favorites:

"There are two types of people those who sleep with the window open and those who don't. A dual control electric blanket has been known to save marriages."

 

[zaadams]

I am coming to the realization that as a guy my mother bought all the household products (toothpaste, toilet paper, soap, laundry detergent etc.) and that when I get married my wife will do the primary amount of grocery shopping/household shopping. That in a sense the females pass down these items from generation to generation almost as a last name is passed down in males haha.

Just a funny observation I have made. May be true may not be. But for me it probably will be true as a guy I dont have much interest in what soap or toothpaste we have.