Proof there is no life on other planets

[npetreley]

I forget where I heard this, but it's worth repeating.

What's the best food on earth? Lobster. It crawls on the ocean floor.

What's next best? Shrimp. Swims a little higher. Then fish.

What's next? Meat. Beef, venison, chicken, etc., land-dwelling creatures.

Next best? Fruits and vegetables. Grow just a little above land.

What's the next worst food? Flying creatures. Pigeons. Worse, scavengers that are generally high-fliers.

Next worst? Airplane food. Yech.

Next worst? The stuff they give to astronauts.

Obviously, as you get farther away from the center of the earth, the food gets worse.

It follows that by the time you got to another planet, the food would be SO bad that it couldn't possibly support life.

Case closed.

 

[LewisWildermuth]

ANd thus Nick saves the world from the evil scientists by beating them with a straw man.

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaa!!! (Said like in Monty Pythons search fro the holy grail.)

 

[dave]

And I bet that out on Mars you can NEVER open those little orange juice cups.

 

[unworthyone]

LOL!

That is funny.

(Sarcasm has its strong points)

 

[Plan 9]

NICK!!! STOP!!YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE!!!LAUGHING TOO HARD!!!AUGGHH! MAKE IT STOP!

 

[livingforJesus-Shaun]

lol to funny!!!!!!!!

 

[TScott]

This thread does bring up an irony, however.

 

There are many atheists who claim to be such because there is "absolutely no proof whatsoever" that supports the existence of God. Yet, many of these same people will tell you that they firmly believe that there is intellegent life elsewhere in the universe, even though there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that would support such a claim.

 

[Morat]

  Really? Name some and quote them. Go ahead.

 

 

[Chris†opher Paul]

Nick is one funny dude.

 

[Morat]

  *shrug*. If you say so. His antics are somewhat offputting. Luckily, I know many Christians who aren't like Nick, so I'm not tempted to generalize.

 

[TScott]

Morat said:

 

Really? Name some and quote them. Go ahead.

You didn't say please.

 

[Jerry Smith]

I'm sure there are some guys like that out there. Design an idiot-proof machine and the world makes a bigger idiot. One could make sweeping and unflattering generalizations about Presbyterians in much the same way. Yes. There are people who are mixed up, and yes, some of them are atheists. Who is suprised by this?

 

[blader]

Originally posted by TScott
Morat said:

 

Really? Name some and quote them. Go ahead.

You didn't say please.

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

 

[Morat]

  Actually, a polite person wouldn't have made claims without supporting them. Or at least someone wishing a serious discussion.*shrug*.

 

 

[Mid]

there is NOTHING to prove OR disprove either the existance of life on other planets OR that a 'god' truly exists. We go on faith and belief alone. The bible, the devil, the pagan deities personalities....... we cant prove ANY of this holds truth, nor can we prove that it does not exist.