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Here's a couple good ones.
So there's this family get-together at this guy's house. All the women are in the living room talking, and all the guys are in the TV room watching the game. The host's wife needs to run an errand, so she asks the husband to take the 2 month-old baby. So he takes her into the TV room and hangs out with the guys. Then he and his dad (the grandpa) both look at the baby and get evil looks in their eyes.
The host takes off the baby's blanket and hands the baby to the grandpa. Then he goes into his 4-year old's room and gets one of those really lifelike dolls and wraps it up in the blanket. He then goes into the living room.
After sitting for a bit, rocking the "baby" absentmindedly, he says to a relative "Man, I gotta go to the bathroom. Hold her for a second, will ya?" He then tosses the "baby" across the room and purposely throws short. Every single woman in the room screams and dives for the floor in unison. There's loud laughter and applause from the TV room.
(this was a true story from another forum)
My elementary music methods professor, Mr. Groves, is a really awesome guy. He makes fun of everyone and everything, especially saxophones, blondes, sopranos, the back row, and just about everything else. Actually, just today, he mentioned that "staccato is what, boys and girls? Short and detached? Just like the alto section."
So anyway, he told us a story regarding something he did to (for?) his elementary school classes around Halloween. Every day for about a couple weeks before Halloween, he would mention that there's a witch in the closet. So he opens the door a crack, jumps back and yells. All the kids jump, of couse. And of course there's nothing in there.
On Halloween, he does it again, and by this time the kids are just grinning to each other because they know nothing is in there. Ah, but this time, Mr. Groves' wife is in there with an awesome witch costume, and all the kids start screaming.
Then Mr. Groves told us "and then she got onto her broom and flew to the next building." *rimshot*
So there's this family get-together at this guy's house. All the women are in the living room talking, and all the guys are in the TV room watching the game. The host's wife needs to run an errand, so she asks the husband to take the 2 month-old baby. So he takes her into the TV room and hangs out with the guys. Then he and his dad (the grandpa) both look at the baby and get evil looks in their eyes.
The host takes off the baby's blanket and hands the baby to the grandpa. Then he goes into his 4-year old's room and gets one of those really lifelike dolls and wraps it up in the blanket. He then goes into the living room.
After sitting for a bit, rocking the "baby" absentmindedly, he says to a relative "Man, I gotta go to the bathroom. Hold her for a second, will ya?" He then tosses the "baby" across the room and purposely throws short. Every single woman in the room screams and dives for the floor in unison. There's loud laughter and applause from the TV room.
(this was a true story from another forum)
My elementary music methods professor, Mr. Groves, is a really awesome guy. He makes fun of everyone and everything, especially saxophones, blondes, sopranos, the back row, and just about everything else. Actually, just today, he mentioned that "staccato is what, boys and girls? Short and detached? Just like the alto section."
So anyway, he told us a story regarding something he did to (for?) his elementary school classes around Halloween. Every day for about a couple weeks before Halloween, he would mention that there's a witch in the closet. So he opens the door a crack, jumps back and yells. All the kids jump, of couse. And of course there's nothing in there.
On Halloween, he does it again, and by this time the kids are just grinning to each other because they know nothing is in there. Ah, but this time, Mr. Groves' wife is in there with an awesome witch costume, and all the kids start screaming.
Then Mr. Groves told us "and then she got onto her broom and flew to the next building." *rimshot*
