Poor telemarketers...

[Tzutchka]

heard this before but I love it! (the words in blue should be said in a whisper)

A man started his first day as a telemarketer. He is having a rough start and figures the next call he is going to be pushy.. and make that sale!
the phone is picked up and on the other end of the line he hears:

little boy: Hello?
man: Hi this is Joe with "carpet cleaners R us" is your mommy home?
boy: yep.
man : can I speak to her?
boy :nope.
man: why not?
boy:cause she's busy...
man: okay then is your Daddy home?
boy: yep
man: can I speak to him?
boy:nope.
man : why not?
boy: cause he's busy...
man: are there any other adults in you home?
boy: yep.
man: okay who?
boy: a fire man is
man: (not really believeing the child) really?... can I talk to the fireman?
boy: nope..
man: why not?
boy: cause he's busy...
man: (getting frustrated) is there anyone else in your home?
boy: yep a police lady
man: (now just playing along) a police lady huh?... can I talk to her?
boy: nope..
man: WHY NOT?
boy: (rather bored) cause she's busy
man: (finally at the end of his rope) WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!!!!!!!!!!
boy: they're lookin for me

Hope you made it through this joke! It's a long one but I love it!

 

[pyrolizzard]

I've heard that one before its funny

 

[anna9559]

funny!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

LOL!!! That is sooo cute, funny and PSYCHO! I loved it!

 

[NoMoreTearsWithJesus]

lol

 

[prettyrose436]

hehe... yeah i've heard that one, but it makes me laugh everytime