1.
>>>>>Kidnappers are not very
>>>>>interested in you.
>>>>>
>>>>>2.
>>>>>In a hostage situation,
>>>>>you are likely to be released first.
>>>>>
>>>>>3.
>>>>>No one expects you to run --
>>>>>anywhere.
>>>>>
>>>>>4.
>>>>>People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
>>>>>'Did I wake you?'
>>>>>
>>>>>5.
>>>>>People no longer view you as a
>>>>>hypochondriac.
>>>>>
>>>>>6.
>>>>>There is nothing left
>>>>>to learn the hard way.
>>>>>
>>>>>7.
>>>>>Things you buy now
>>>>>won't wear out.
>>>>>
>>>>>8.
>>>>>You can eat
>>>>>supper at 4 PM.
>>>>>
>>>>>9..
>>>>>You can live without sex
>>>>>but not your glasses.
>>>>>
>>>>>10.
>>>>>You get into heated arguments
>>>>>about pension plans.
>>>>>
>>>>>11.
>>>>>You no longer think of speed limits
>>>>>as a challenge.
>>>>>
>>>>>12.
>>>>>You quit trying to hold
>>>>>your stomach in no matter who walks
>>>>>into the room.
>>>>>
>>>>>13.
>>>>>You sing along
>>>>>with elevator music.
>>>>>
>>>>>14.
>>>>>Your eyes won't get
>>>>>much worse.
>>>>>
>>>>>15.
>>>>>Your investment in health insurance
>>>>>is finally beginning to pay off.
>>>>>
>>>>>16.
>>>>>Your joints are moreaccurate meteorologists
>>>>>than the national weather service.
>>>>>
>>>>>17.
>>>>>Your secrets are safe with your friends
>>>>>because they can't remember them either.
>>>>>
>>>>>18.
>>>>>Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
>>>>>a manageable size.
>>>>>
>>>>>19.
>>>>>You can't remember
>>>>>who sent you this list.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>And you notice these are all
>>>>>in big print
>>>>>for your convenience.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Forward this to everyone
>>>>>you can remember
>>>>>right now!
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER,NEVER,
under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
the same night!
>>>>>Kidnappers are not very
>>>>>interested in you.
>>>>>
>>>>>2.
>>>>>In a hostage situation,
>>>>>you are likely to be released first.
>>>>>
>>>>>3.
>>>>>No one expects you to run --
>>>>>anywhere.
>>>>>
>>>>>4.
>>>>>People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
>>>>>'Did I wake you?'
>>>>>
>>>>>5.
>>>>>People no longer view you as a
>>>>>hypochondriac.
>>>>>
>>>>>6.
>>>>>There is nothing left
>>>>>to learn the hard way.
>>>>>
>>>>>7.
>>>>>Things you buy now
>>>>>won't wear out.
>>>>>
>>>>>8.
>>>>>You can eat
>>>>>supper at 4 PM.
>>>>>
>>>>>9..
>>>>>You can live without sex
>>>>>but not your glasses.
>>>>>
>>>>>10.
>>>>>You get into heated arguments
>>>>>about pension plans.
>>>>>
>>>>>11.
>>>>>You no longer think of speed limits
>>>>>as a challenge.
>>>>>
>>>>>12.
>>>>>You quit trying to hold
>>>>>your stomach in no matter who walks
>>>>>into the room.
>>>>>
>>>>>13.
>>>>>You sing along
>>>>>with elevator music.
>>>>>
>>>>>14.
>>>>>Your eyes won't get
>>>>>much worse.
>>>>>
>>>>>15.
>>>>>Your investment in health insurance
>>>>>is finally beginning to pay off.
>>>>>
>>>>>16.
>>>>>Your joints are moreaccurate meteorologists
>>>>>than the national weather service.
>>>>>
>>>>>17.
>>>>>Your secrets are safe with your friends
>>>>>because they can't remember them either.
>>>>>
>>>>>18.
>>>>>Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
>>>>>a manageable size.
>>>>>
>>>>>19.
>>>>>You can't remember
>>>>>who sent you this list.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>And you notice these are all
>>>>>in big print
>>>>>for your convenience.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Forward this to everyone
>>>>>you can remember
>>>>>right now!
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER,NEVER,
under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
the same night!
