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A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down
on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and is looking at the engine
when a second lorry driver stops in front of him and asks if he needs help. The
penguins' driver explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if
the other man would
take the penguins there. He agrees.
Some hours later, the 2nd lorry driver drives past the first one, who is still
waiting on the motorway. The penguins are still on the lorry, and look happy.
"I thought I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo," shouted the first
driver.
The second replied, "I did, but I had some money left, so we're going to the
cinema now."
(Present continuous / just for fun)