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nothing2offerHim
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Here are a few parrot jokes! Better than dumb and dumber!
One day a man comes home and finds a package. He opens it up and sure enough there is a parrot inside. It said it was a birthday present from his mother and that it can talk. So the man takes the bird into the kitchen to get it to talk.
Before he could know it, the bird is sqawking vile language. The man says " if you don't stop I'll chop off your wings."
" No you won't...beeb beebity beeeb" says the parrot.
This time the man is astonished. So he holds the bird by the neck and tells him to stop and the bird continues. The man goes to the fridge and opens it up and throws in the parrot. For several minutes the bird is sqawking loudly and rumaging around. Then complete silence happens.
The man opes the door and the bird walks out and says " I'm sorry."
" Thats what i thought!" says the man.
" By the way, what did the turkey do?" says the parrot!
here's another one!
So a lady has three boys and they all grow up. When the lady gets older she becomes blind.
As her birthday all of her boys buy her something nice. One boy buys her a house. Another boy buys her a car. And finally a boy remembered how she loves to read the bible. So he goes out and buys a parent and teaches it to memorize the whole bible and gives it to his mom.
One week later the mom sends them all thank you cards.
Henry, thank you for the house. It's big, but I enjoy it very much. Unfortunatly i am moving out this week because i feel lonely in it.
Carmen, thank you for the car. It's lovely but i don't drive anymore and i traded it for a bike.
Spencer, Thank you sooo much for your gift. It was the best out of all the presents. It was the most delicious chicken i have ever had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day a man comes home and finds a package. He opens it up and sure enough there is a parrot inside. It said it was a birthday present from his mother and that it can talk. So the man takes the bird into the kitchen to get it to talk.
Before he could know it, the bird is sqawking vile language. The man says " if you don't stop I'll chop off your wings."
" No you won't...beeb beebity beeeb" says the parrot.
This time the man is astonished. So he holds the bird by the neck and tells him to stop and the bird continues. The man goes to the fridge and opens it up and throws in the parrot. For several minutes the bird is sqawking loudly and rumaging around. Then complete silence happens.
The man opes the door and the bird walks out and says " I'm sorry."
" Thats what i thought!" says the man.
" By the way, what did the turkey do?" says the parrot!
here's another one!
So a lady has three boys and they all grow up. When the lady gets older she becomes blind.
As her birthday all of her boys buy her something nice. One boy buys her a house. Another boy buys her a car. And finally a boy remembered how she loves to read the bible. So he goes out and buys a parent and teaches it to memorize the whole bible and gives it to his mom.
One week later the mom sends them all thank you cards.
Henry, thank you for the house. It's big, but I enjoy it very much. Unfortunatly i am moving out this week because i feel lonely in it.
Carmen, thank you for the car. It's lovely but i don't drive anymore and i traded it for a bike.
Spencer, Thank you sooo much for your gift. It was the best out of all the presents. It was the most delicious chicken i have ever had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
