Lucas' feeble skills are no match for the power of good movie making!
It is useless to resist the power of the Lucas third prequel....it is inevitable...
Ahhhhhh, you want this Episode III blu-ray....take it. Watch the film. With each viewing you become more my Revenge of the Sith servant.
it is....too late for me....gurney
Tell Gurney, he was right! He was right about Episode III....
no....that's not true! that's impossible! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yeah, well, the movie critic who loved Episode III on Ord Mantell kind of changed my mind...
they can have a strong influence on the weak minded
We would be honored if you’d join us....in watching the greatest prequel ever—-Episode III!
I'll never join you!
And I thought Father Matt’s opinion of this fine film smelled bad......on the outside!?
Gurney: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Matt: Don't lecture me, Gurney! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the horrible prequel as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Gurney: Your new Empire?
Matt: Don't make me anathema you.
Gurney: Matt, my allegiance is to the Smelly Jedi, to communism.
Matt: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Gurney: [realizing that Matt is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Real film critic deals in absolutes.
[draws his Cross]
Gurney: I will recommend what I must.
Matt: You will try.
[draws his Cross and confronts Gurney]
I don't care what you smell!
Gurney: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Matt: Don't lecture me, Gurney! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the horrible prequel as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Gurney: Your new Empire?
Matt: Don't make me anathema you.
Gurney: Matt, my allegiance is to the Smelly Jedi, to communism.
Matt: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Gurney: [realizing that Matt is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Real film critic deals in absolutes.
[draws his Cross]
Gurney: I will recommend what I must.
Matt: You will try.
[draws his Cross and confronts Gurney]
Father Matt has made a critical error and the time for him to rewatch Episode III has come.
you don't know that. even Yoda cannot see my fate.
Yes, Father Matt. I've reached the main forum of TAW. The shield will be down in moments. You may
start your unfair criticisms....
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