A guy comes into a coffee shop & places his order, he says "I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights"
The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook, "This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights."
"What does he think, this is an auto parts store".
"No" the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up".
"Oh" says the waitress. The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
The guy says "What are the beans for?"
The waitress replies "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires & headlights, that you might want to gas up".
(Leader Of The Banned posted this in our thread. He's given me his permission to share with the rest of CF to enjoy.)
The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook, "This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights."
"What does he think, this is an auto parts store".
"No" the cook says, "3 flat tires means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up".
"Oh" says the waitress. The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.
The guy says "What are the beans for?"
The waitress replies "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires & headlights, that you might want to gas up".
(Leader Of The Banned posted this in our thread. He's given me his permission to share with the rest of CF to enjoy.)
