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Bevlina

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Wait Dawn....*reaches into handbag and pulls out helmets* here....put this on...dunno why they tell us to wear helmets....seems as though we can break our necks or backs but not harm our heads...*fixes chin strap on Dawn* O.K.....better start climbing! *fixes chin strap* *sees mrgoomb & tash have their chinstraps right* Struth!
We do look goodoh don't we!! *laughs* Hey!! We'll might climb a stairway to paradise!! All spiked climbing boots on? Yipeeeeeee! What does Superman say? I know!
UP Up And AWAAAAAAAY!!! *gulp* struth...those mountains are high, but....looks like we've got good foot holds!! *chews sea kelp* Starts to climb......
 
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*burp* OOO...*hand to mouth* sorry Dawn....sea kelp....*hic* It's a steep climb! But..*hic*....the Lord is with us!!...*hic*....so *grunt* we have *hic* nothing to fear!!! *burp*...We haven't seen the *hic* ....sun for *pant*....so many days it's not...*pant....*hic*....funny! But...she'll *burp* be right mate!! Just haul *hic* yourself up nice and easy!! and...*burp*.....we'll soon be in greener....*hic* pastures!!! *pant*
*hic* *burp* OOOO....
 
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*hands Bev canteen of water* Here, you've got the hiccups. It is great to be out in the sun. *puff* This is beautiful *puff*...wonder what we'll *puff*...see along the way. I'm so glad *puff*..we are away from those bears *puff*..and furbies. *stops to rest a minute* Bev, we've come a long *puff* way on our journeys. *wipes sweat off brow* Can I have a swig of that water?
 
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Out of breath dsdumpling?
 
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Messenger30 said:
I am the only one veiwing this thread right now.....*looking for rules to break*

okay....looks around and sees it isn't much fun breaking rules with no chance of getting caught LOL

Love and God Bless,
Messenger.....now the newbie with a 30
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Same ole Messenger!
 
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dsdumpling said:
*wheeze* What happened *wheeze* it seems like we *wheeze* are higher than *wheeze* we really are. Bev, I need *wheeze* to rest. *wheeze, pant, wheeze* Bev, do you *wheeze* *pant* feel what I feel? *wipes sweat from brow* *wheeze* Eyes....
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*Sunset Sam appears on a ledge just above them.*

My poor little dears! Would you like to breath easier? Catch this!

*Sam tosses down what appears to be a full tank of oxygen with mask. Without hesitation, Dawn slips the mask on and turns on the tank. She sucks in great gulps of the air coming out.*

*Bev looks down at the tank.*
Bev: 'struth, that there be helium, not oxygen.





MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
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Bevlina

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Struth! Dawn! That oxygen *hic* is darn helium!!!! *hic* Oh Sunset! You just WAIT!!
WAH!! I need a Willie Wonka bar!! *hic* Thanks for the wat.....*hic*....er Dawn!
*sniff* It's helium Dawn...*wheeze*....Let's get back down!!!!
WAAAAAH! Wheeeeeeeeee! *plop*
Daw....Dawn....Dawn? DAWN!!!! Don't...please don't drop on me! mrgoomb? Please don't drop on me? Please? Please? Please?.....please........*flattened*
 
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Bevlina

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sudset? why'd my wads still soundin' like * quack* a duck? Dawn? Dat doedn't wok Dawn..you see'd...sniff an' we tork all the more laike Donald Duck? *quack* Strewfe...I'd det dat Sunsot det? OO knowed wot I *quack* will do? Make him sniffin that helyum?
*quack* den he tork like Donald Dock too? *quack* I can see a tangaroo stawin' at us?...*hands on hips* *taps toes*.......look?


I weckon it's niffed da helium?? Look at dose eyes? Tanks sunsot......stwewf...
 
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Bev, we can take the helium with us..we might need it as a get-away. That Sunset...*hands on hips* I'm really getting mad about this. *whispers in Bev's ear* Maybe we could find him a girlfriend to pass his time. *hands Bev and Ceris some sea kelp* *chomp, chew, chomp* I need some strength to think. Maybe instead of climbing the mountains, we could go around, or at least see what is around here. *chomp, chew, chomp*
 
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