One line limerick

[TomUK]

Simple idea really- well write one line from a limerick. For those who don't know, a limerick is a simple five line poem (usually completley random). so for example

I bought a new hoover today,
Plugged it in in the usual way,
Switched it on; what a din;
It sucked everything in,
Now I'm homeless and no place to stay.

So here goes...
There was an old beggar in York

 

[missionarypoet]

Who loved to eat salt pork

 

[Ginsu]

Whom blood pressure was quite high,

 

[Grammalamma]

It nearly reached the sky

 

[Cordy]

And now they all call him "Tork".

 

[KristianJ]

A young fellow went to the town,

 

[jameseb]

to fetch his love a new gown,

 

[katylees]

on the way back

 

[TomUK]

He saw a cow that said quack

 

[dsdumpling]

Now he's walking around in the gown.

 

[brian78]

A man walked into a bar

 

[dsdumpling]

and said I would like a jar

 

[brian78]

Instead he got a big, black mug

 

[dsdumpling]

inside was a little bug

 

[Holyjoe]

"hey, what you doing there my friend?"

 

[dsdumpling]

My beauty may be hard for you to see

 

[Cordy]

But sill ever present it will be

 

[hrodas]

because it is really the inside that counts

 

[dsdumpling]

on my horse I will mount

 

[marli]

to bring out the beauty in me.