Once Upon A Time.....

[KingBill]

Once Upon A Time there lived Little Red Riding Hood,
then there wasn't. Fin.

Once Upon A Time there lived Little Red Riding Hood 2.0,
she was wondering into the forest to visit her grandmother and was kidnapped by vikings....(I won't go into the stoy any further, but needless to say she did not come back).

Once Upon A Time there lived Little Red Riding Hood 3.0,
One day she was going to visit her grandmother, but instead decided to take a short cut. Three days later she was digging a ditch in Mexico going by the name of Frank wearing an eyepatch and scratching her 5 o'clock shadow. (I don't think I should explain how she got there)

Once Upon A Time there lived Little Red Riding Hood 4.0,
On her way through the woods Cheney shot her. Fin

Once Upon A Time there lived Little Red Riding Hood 5.0,
One day Little Red Riding Hood decided to enjoy the forest on her way to her grandmother's house and went through a strange part of the woods. Halfway to her grandmother's house she heard a horse galloping. She turned left then right but there was no horseman in sight. She turned around and lastly saw a sign "WELCOME TO SLEEPY HOLLOW" Fin.

MORAL OF THESE STORIES: DONT WALK IN THE WOODS ALONE WHEN YOU COULD TAKE THE ROAD WITH A FRIEND OR YOUR PARENTS
More to come.

 

[KingBill]

Once upon a time there were 3 little pigs and a starving wolf.

One day the mama pig died and left the 3 little pigs with a vast fortune. The wolf heard about it and knew if he ate the pigs and took their money he could buy a lifetime supply of food and never have to hunt again.

Unfortunately, the first little pig built a log cabin with all the money he got. The wolf was so angry he burned down the little pigs house and ate the roasted pig. After he was done, it was getting late so he went home.

The next day he looked for the second little pig.

But yet again the second little pig wasted his money on a jetcusi and filled it with grease. The wolf was furious, his stomach started to rumble reminding him that he hadn't had breakfast yet.

While the pig was sleeping in the jetcusi the wolf turned up the temperature gradually until it was at 400 degrees. He fried the little pig and gobbled him down.

As the day went on the wolf got really hungry and decided to search for the final little pig. The wolf searched for days but the pig was nowhere to be found. Finally on the third day he found the little pig sitting by a tree in the middle of a vast grassy field. The trees were so far away that the pig had no escape. The wolf noticed the pig was sleeping next to a large sack, and on the sack was a "$" sign. This was it the money the wolf was searching for and so overjoyed the wolf charged the pig from behind.
The pig heard the wolf and turned around to see the wolf's fangs grow wide and them..............................................................................................................................BANG!!!

The 3rd little pig blew the wolf's head off with the 12 gauge shotgun he bought on the internet.
~FIN~

Moral: If a problem comes at you face it don't assume it will go away.