Ok, that's just weird.........

[Jenna]

Ok folks, what's that weird thing that you do to your spouse, or that they do to you, just to get your goat? We all have our funky little things, ways that we show affection, or just jerk each other's chains for the sake of being a pain in the bum. lol

Me, I'm a tickle monster. I like to tickle him until he's on the floor, begging for mercy like a little girl. *wicked laugh* It only works because he doesn't know my ticklish spots, really.

Now, he is just awful. You know, he gets the biggest kick out of scaring the life right out of me. I've never known a guy who was so preoccupied with sneaking up on a girl, or hiding out just for the sake of jumping out at his wife. I couldn't tell you how many times I've almost beat that guy absolutely senseless in my shock. Heeheehee.... Would you believe that he had the audacity to scare me while I was in the shower, shampooing my hair? It's like out of 'psycho' or something, only I nearly had a heart attack and he got beaned with a few bottles of hair products. lol

So, what are those things that you do to just be funky with your spouse? Are you a prankster? Do you like to torment him/her? Do you have a funky way of showing affection? Please tell me that you aren't one of those funny nose kissers though. lol I've got one of those. I think he was one of those algea eaters in a former life or something. Anywho, what's your loveable malfunction?

 

[Picture.Of.Obedience]

well my husband and i get into tickle fights ALL THE TIME!!!!
the stupid thing is we usually do it before bed and get all hyped up, then we cant sleep. he is tickelish EVERYWHERE!!! so i get him good!

another wierd thing i guess is my husband LOVES hand rubs. you would think a neck rub or something, but he loves it when i rub his hands.

i tend to be the ones who scares him, when i see him coming, i will casually hide and give him a good scare, he tries to do it back, but hes too noisy when he sneeks up on me.

 

[karla]

another wierd thing i guess is my husband LOVES hand rubs. you would think a neck rub or something, but he loves it when i rub his hands.

I love hand rubs too. I would much prefer them over a back rub anyday. My husband thinks I'm weird because of this too

One thing I do that really irrates him is that when we are driving in the car as so as the light turns green I shout it's green. I know it irritstes him a little, so I continue to do it.

He on the other hand grabs my feet and starts to tickle them and has the kdis join it. I hate it!

 

[LiberatedChick]

We like having pillow fights...mainly on Saturday mornings when we've just realised that it's not a work day. He's very ticklish on his sides and hates it when I tickle him but I normally end up tickling him during a pillow fight else I would never win one! lol
My ticklish spot is the soles of my feet and so when I start tickling him he starts trying to grab my feet.

 

[Jenna]

Oh goodness, I just adore hand rubs. I think that it has to do with the fact that my hands are so sore from doing chores, that it just feel heavenly. If it's not my hands, then my feet. *turns to mush*

 

[EmSchmem]

Let's see... The weirdest is that I get the fuzzies out of his belly button. EW I know! But his work shirts fuzz up real bad so there's always a big fuzzy there. Then we have this game called "Mean Hubband" You have to say it in a gravelly voice though. It started when he said I was a freak for wanting to go out for pizza at midnight one night not long after we were married. The basis of the game is "Why you wanna do that for?" is sends us into hysterics. Then we're big wrestlers. We're also big baseball fans so we have signs that we use when we're in public. We were doing them about 6 months when someone picked up on them and told is we're big dorks. We are.

 

[EmSchmem]

LOL! Noone has responded since me. I must REALLY be too weird!

 

[Kokopelli]

Now, he is just awful. You know, he gets the biggest kick out of scaring the life right out of me. I've never known a guy who was so preoccupied with sneaking up on a girl, or hiding out just for the sake of jumping out at his wife.

Stalking the spouse, that gives me an idea...

 

[Jillian1527]

LOL! Noone has responded since me. I must REALLY be too weird!

I am weird too. I hate the fuzzies.. and the pimples on his back irrestable too... we can be gross together..
-Jillian

 

[Jillian1527]

Good post Jenna!
I LOVE scaring my hubby.. or else when he is walking somewhere I will walk up behind him and just stand. to when he goes to turn around I am right under his feet. drives him batty.

he like to bully me. like he will toss me on the bed or we will play rough and he always wins. not in a mean sense. affectionaly.
-Jillian

 

[Jenna]

Pssst...... so I'm not the only one that picks at my husband's skin?? It's almost embarassing to admit, but I take care of his pores. His skin is a lot cleaner now that I take care of him. Of course, after he's been working on the car though, I scrub him till he's bright pink. lol

 

[FroggyJK]

I do this weird little thing to his elbow. Hard to explain. Kind of like a pinch but not really a pinch. Just kind of pull all the skin on his elbow together. He absolutley hates it! LOL

oh....... and his bellybutton. He hates it when I play with his bellybutton.

I think the picking thing is just part of being a woman!!! We have to do it to them!!!

 

[EmSchmem]

Yeah we are a buncha pickers..... It's kinda gross when you thing abou it. I won't pick anything off of his skin, it just iks me out too much but those fuzzies. I Love those fuzzies!

 

[Jenna]

Ah, well, we just laugh at each other and make jokes about how the chimps groom each other. lol I'm not a particularly squeemish person, and it makes him happy. I'll tell you though, if his guy friends caught wind of the facials and stuff, they'd never let him live it down. Heeheehee..... Dare I even mention scented soaps and hair products? *laughs* Yeah, I know, guys should be able to scrub down with lye soap and scrape their whiskers off with a sharp hunting knife. *chuckles*

Now, I haven't run into fuzzies, I mean... other than sock fuzzies. Then I just brush his feet off. I guess he just has a clean belly button. I leave it alone until I have him vulnerable, and then I stick my tongue in it because it makes him insane. Heeheehee.... I just have to do it quick and get out before he flops around like a fish and knocks me out cold. lol I'm just so mean.

Him, he gives me little mini pedicures. It sounds weird, I'm sure, but it started when I was pregnant. For some goofy reason, my feet are always real dry now. So, when I couldn't reach my feet, he would rub lotion into them and clip and file my toe nails for me. I still haven't talked him into painting them though. lol I guess that just crosses some manliness line or something. lol I know that I treat him too much like a girlie, but it's not like I have anyone else. If he ever gets tired of brushing my hair and rubbing my feet, I'll be happy to sleep on the couch till he comes to his senses and realizes how much he loves me. j/k

 

[EmSchmem]

You could always show him the part in Bull Durham when Crash paints Annie's toenails. Later they have crazy hot sex in the kitchen.

 

[Jenna]

*laughs* I guess that means that I'd have to watch Bull Durham. It's been SO long. It would be hilarious though, having sex in the kitchen. The only problem would be getting papa away from the dining table long enough. *snickers* Goodness, I'm gonna love being able to live in my own home.

 

[Violet]

[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse], my husband is a sneaker upper too!! It drives me crazy though....I mean you'd think I'd learn to watch my back by now, seriously. He also constantly plays with my hair. constantly. Even when we're at a restaurant, he has his hands in my hair. I dont think he realizes he does this....but I absolutley love it. And me, I rub his back or rub his head (he has no hair, he buzzes it all off) I like the way it feels lol...it kinda tickles my palms.

 

[Jenna]

Oh my goodness, what I wouldn't do to convince my husband that he needs to play with my hair all the time. Aside from being SO relaxing, it is such an awesome aphrodesiac (sp?). Oh, wait, maybe that is why he doesn't do it. *giggles* I'm such a girl. Really, for as much as I like playing football and watching funky sci-fi movies, there are just some things that turn me all foo-fooish. A guy running his hands through my hair or down the sides of my neck..... Yeah, I turn completely boneless. *slumps and purrs* Ahh....