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Look at these from the perspective of an un-churched person. You'll see the humor.
Odd Sermon Titles
1) The Gathering Storm. God’s Chosen Ones.
2) Walking Instructions.
3) No Longer Walking on the Other Side of the Road.
4) The Road to Jerico.
5) Becoming a Titus.
6) Give me Agape.
7) The Ministry of Cracked Pots.
8) A God-Forsaken True Believer and a Benevolent Heretic.
9) No Such Thing as a Rubber Clock.
10) What is More Blessed?
11) Are You Pushing or Pulling?
12) Are We Having Any Fun Yet?
13) Dr. R. Glenn Miles: Have You Ever Been to Hell? Visit Us.
14) Rev. Bill Bonn Will Speak Afterwards on How to Make a Fish Vomit. The Lord’s Supper will be Observed.
15) Getting Neighborly with Your Personal Demons.
16) The Destiny of the Dead. Deacon Ordination.
17) What Hell is Like. Special Music by our Organist.
18) I Remember Mama. Mama was a Widow.
19) Old Fashion Hellfire Preaching with Evangelist Glenn Ice.
20) Why it’s Risky to be Frisky.
21) Seven Ducks in a Muddy River.
22) Why You Need to Purge the Urge to Merge.
23) When Lefty Let Fatty Have it.
25) Resurrected Brains of the Unsaved Dead.
28) AM: The Preacher Preached. PM: What the Fool Said.
Odd Sermon Titles
1) The Gathering Storm. God’s Chosen Ones.
2) Walking Instructions.
3) No Longer Walking on the Other Side of the Road.
4) The Road to Jerico.
5) Becoming a Titus.
6) Give me Agape.
7) The Ministry of Cracked Pots.
8) A God-Forsaken True Believer and a Benevolent Heretic.
9) No Such Thing as a Rubber Clock.
10) What is More Blessed?
11) Are You Pushing or Pulling?
12) Are We Having Any Fun Yet?
13) Dr. R. Glenn Miles: Have You Ever Been to Hell? Visit Us.
14) Rev. Bill Bonn Will Speak Afterwards on How to Make a Fish Vomit. The Lord’s Supper will be Observed.
15) Getting Neighborly with Your Personal Demons.
16) The Destiny of the Dead. Deacon Ordination.
17) What Hell is Like. Special Music by our Organist.
18) I Remember Mama. Mama was a Widow.
19) Old Fashion Hellfire Preaching with Evangelist Glenn Ice.
20) Why it’s Risky to be Frisky.
21) Seven Ducks in a Muddy River.
22) Why You Need to Purge the Urge to Merge.
23) When Lefty Let Fatty Have it.
25) Resurrected Brains of the Unsaved Dead.
28) AM: The Preacher Preached. PM: What the Fool Said.
