Obama Says Schools Must Teach Creationism

[mark kennedy]

When Barak Obama is talking about civil rights watch out, he is at heart an activist:

"Therefore, all government schools must teach Creationism or Intelligent Design as part of their science curriculum or else they will be in violation of the Civil Rights Act. With my royal seal imprinted, I have so decreed it."​

Obama Tells Schools The Must Teach Creationism

I would add that as a Creationist I have never advocated teaching Creation or any other religious doctrine is a good idea for educators. They simply don't understand the doctrine and it would be rare to find someone who can be objective about this. Personally I think this is a lot of fluff but I thought we might have some fun with it on here.

Grace and peace,
Mark

 

[Jimmy D]

When Barak Obama is talking about civil rights watch out, he is at heart an activist:

"Therefore, all government schools must teach Creationism or Intelligent Design as part of their science curriculum or else they will be in violation of the Civil Rights Act. With my royal seal imprinted, I have so decreed it."​

Obama Tells Schools The Must Teach Creationism

I would add that as a Creationist I have never advocated teaching Creation or any other religious doctrine is a good idea for educators. They simply don't understand the doctrine and it would be rare to find someone who can be objective about this. Personally I think this is a lot of fluff but I thought we might have some fun with it on here.

Grace and peace,
Mark

In other news, Donald Trump tell's congress "We must practice Sharia law, death to democracy!"






I realize that you are aware it's a satirical peice, but any article mocking Creationism is to be applauded so thanks for posting.

 

[mark kennedy]

In other news, Donald Trump tell's congress "We must practice Sharia law, death to democracy!"


I realize that you are aware it's a satirical peice, but any article mocking Creationism is to be applauded so thanks for posting.

Actually it's a token effort to encourage civil rights. There is nothing satirical about it, it's fluff.

 

[Jimmy D]

it's fluff.

True enough.

 

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

Is no-one going to talk about how the article says the Obama said "With my royal seal imprinted, I have so decreed it."?
It's obviously satirical.

 

[Herman Hedning]

The article even ends with a disclaimer: WARNING: THE ARTICLE ABOVE IS A WORK OF SATIRE. PLEASE SHARE RESPONSIBLY.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Well, you don't really have to 'teach' something that is so patently obvious.

 

[lesliedellow]

Well, you don't really have to 'teach' something that is so patently obvious.

As obvious as 2+2 = 5.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

As obvious as 2+2 = 5.

Er, 2+2 = 4.

 

[VirOptimus]

When Barak Obama is talking about civil rights watch out, he is at heart an activist:

"Therefore, all government schools must teach Creationism or Intelligent Design as part of their science curriculum or else they will be in violation of the Civil Rights Act. With my royal seal imprinted, I have so decreed it."​

Obama Tells Schools The Must Teach Creationism

I would add that as a Creationist I have never advocated teaching Creation or any other religious doctrine is a good idea for educators. They simply don't understand the doctrine and it would be rare to find someone who can be objective about this. Personally I think this is a lot of fluff but I thought we might have some fun with it on here.

Grace and peace,
Mark

What is the point of this thread?

 

[Warden_of_the_Storm]

What is the point of this thread?

That some people really need to read things more closely?

 

[mark kennedy]

What is the point of this thread?

Apparently there was none.

 

[VirOptimus]

Apparently there was none.

Then why did you post it?

 

[pgp_protector]

Then why did you post it?

Fishing?

 

[lesliedellow]

Then why did you post it?

He posted it because he didn't realise that it was being satirical, and having the President of the United States on side would have suited YECs just fine.

 

[Luke17:37]

When Barak Obama is talking about civil rights watch out, he is at heart an activist:

"Therefore, all government schools must teach Creationism or Intelligent Design as part of their science curriculum or else they will be in violation of the Civil Rights Act. With my royal seal imprinted, I have so decreed it."​

Obama Tells Schools The Must Teach Creationism

I would add that as a Creationist I have never advocated teaching Creation or any other religious doctrine is a good idea for educators. They simply don't understand the doctrine and it would be rare to find someone who can be objective about this. Personally I think this is a lot of fluff but I thought we might have some fun with it on here.

Grace and peace,
Mark

This article is satire.

 

[doubtingmerle]

Actually it's a token effort to encourage civil rights. There is nothing satirical about it, it's fluff.

ROFL. The author specifically says it is satire, but you say it is not. Was the author mistaken when he thought he was writing satire?

 

[MasonP]

Then why did you post it?

Perhaps he thought he was on to something he could use in support of something he liked? his eagerness to post got the better of him.

 

[46AND2]

<snip> his eagerness to post got the better of him.

Wouldn't be the first time....

 

[Shemjaza]

Someone who doesn't seem to understand transgender people, science or the first amendment and has a limited grasp on satire seem to think they are being very clever.