Ok,ok.
So there was this man walking down a dark street who was obviously drunk. Needless to say, he was getting a little jittery, so he walked into the first bar he saw.
Anyways. He wobbled up to a vacant bar stool and sat down. The bartender, seeing he was drunk said, "Hey look. I'm not gonna serve you. You're obviously intoxicated, so would you leave, please. You are a liability."
"OOOOOOOgeh. I'll leave." Said the drunk.
So he gets off the bar stool and leaves the bar. But since he is drunk, it takes him a couple minutes before he notices the side door to this establishment (actually, since he's drunk, he sees two side doors!
).
Anyway, he walks in thru the side door and straight to the bar stool again.
"Hey look! I thought I told you to leave! Now go on, git!" Says the bartender...
"Ogeh, ogeh. i'm oddah here." the drunk says between slobbers.
Anyway, he leaves but due to his current state, it takes him a couple minutes before he notices the back door to this establishment.
Walking thru it and all the way back to the bar stool, he promptly sits down.
"HEY LOOK!" Says the bartender for the third time. "I TOLD YOU TWICE TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A LIABILITY TO MY BUSINESS, AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!" The bartender shouts.
The drunk looks up at the bartender and with glassy eyes says, "Do you run every bar in this town?"
So there was this man walking down a dark street who was obviously drunk. Needless to say, he was getting a little jittery, so he walked into the first bar he saw.
Anyways. He wobbled up to a vacant bar stool and sat down. The bartender, seeing he was drunk said, "Hey look. I'm not gonna serve you. You're obviously intoxicated, so would you leave, please. You are a liability."
"OOOOOOOgeh. I'll leave." Said the drunk.
So he gets off the bar stool and leaves the bar. But since he is drunk, it takes him a couple minutes before he notices the side door to this establishment (actually, since he's drunk, he sees two side doors!
).Anyway, he walks in thru the side door and straight to the bar stool again.
"Hey look! I thought I told you to leave! Now go on, git!" Says the bartender...
"Ogeh, ogeh. i'm oddah here." the drunk says between slobbers.
Anyway, he leaves but due to his current state, it takes him a couple minutes before he notices the back door to this establishment.
Walking thru it and all the way back to the bar stool, he promptly sits down.
"HEY LOOK!" Says the bartender for the third time. "I TOLD YOU TWICE TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A LIABILITY TO MY BUSINESS, AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!" The bartender shouts.
The drunk looks up at the bartender and with glassy eyes says, "Do you run every bar in this town?"
Yup...that's a GOOD one!!! 
