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>>KNOCK KNOCK

>>>WHO'S THERE???

>>>JESUS (READ iT ALL M0ST PPL W0ULD ST0P HERE)

>>>JESUS WHO???

>>>I AM THE SON OF GOD...THE BREAD OF LIFE...THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA...THE BRIGHT MORNING STAR...I AM THE ONE WHO CAME TO SAVE YOUR LIFE...THE ONE WHO DIED FOR YOU AND WAS RAISED FROM THE DEAD SO THAT YOU MAY HAVE LIFE YOURSELF...I AM THE ONE WHO CAME TO SET YOU FREE FROM ALL BONDAGES OF SIN...

"Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me."

- REVALATIONS 3:20
 
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