Not really a joke but its a riddle

[Jec]

What is greater than God?
More evil than the devil?
The poor have it,
The rich dont need it
And if you eat it you'll die.

and no its not bread

 

[Kalista]

nothing

 

[MoonlightParade]

haha oldest of the riddles,

 

[Loopi]

Lol, i didnt actually know the answer *blush* it makes a lot of sense. I was thinking...there cant be anything greater than God...but it still didnt click lol!

 

[Jec]

You guys have some more? I love riddles

 

[Yamialpha]

You experience me every day
When you eat, when you run, when you lay
I keep you alive
But I make you strive
I've saved your brother
But killed another
I'm the ally of the stars
The heavens, Jupiter, Mars
With me you can take a trip
Not to Serendip
What am I?

 

[Ssarl]

Gravity.
Hooray! It's not terribly often I actually figure one of these out!

 

[MoonlightParade]

Gravity?

 

[MoonlightParade]

A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?

 

[Aimee03]

I love riddles, but I'm really bad at them!

 

[Loopi]

Lol, im bad at riddles and dont wanna make a fool of myself by guessing the answer to be bananas.....hahaha, im wrong i bet

 

[Kalista]

A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?

Oh LOL Yea I bet it is bananas. I was thinking of a yellow flower of some sort.

 

[MoonlightParade]

yep you both are correct

 

[MoonlightParade]

come on guys, post a riddle for us to guess!

 

[MoonlightParade]

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

 

[Ssarl]

He's lying. Simple logic.
It cannot possibly work that he is telling the truth, because if he really did always lie, he wouldn't be able to tell you he always lies. He'd say 'I always tell the truth'.
On the other hand, if he both tells the truth and lies on ocassion, he can say 'I always lie' and be lying.

 

[WhiteLily]

Grr... Brain freeze, okay, I've got one from Greek mythology

What walks on four legs in the morning
Two at noon
And three in the evening?

At first I didn't get it but it makes sense

 

[MoonlightParade]

man, it is not talking of one day, but one life, you crawl when you are young, walk as a man, and use a cane when you are old.

 

[Loopi]

aw!!! i was gonna say that!!!! Ive heard that one so many times lol!!!!!!!

 

[Kalista]

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.