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I feel I should warn you, the mods aren't going to like this one little bit.Ozymandius said:
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I feel I should warn you, the mods aren't going to like this one little bit.Ozymandius said:Let me be the first to say:
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew this would start as a great parody and then a creationist would take it seriously! For the last 200 years, all the evidence of every investigation undertaken by christians and non-christians alike has pointed toward the conclusion that no flood took place, no garden of eden existed, and the whole exodus is bunk.
Such research is happening because some people have money and time to waste and would rather hold on to antique stories of snakes talking and angels smiting than spend time using their brains. We should explain to students that a bunch of half-retarded chimps with a well-funded PR machine are trying to sabotage their biology education. Please, direct me to one "creation science" paper that's been published in a respected joural. Just one!
I really, really love posts like this. Anyone else feel this way?
Ozymandius said:Let me be the first to say:
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew this would start as a great parody and then a creationist would take it seriously! For the last 200 years, all the evidence of every investigation undertaken by christians and non-christians alike has pointed toward the conclusion that no flood took place, no garden of eden existed, and the whole exodus is bunk.
Such research is happening because some people have money and time to waste and would rather hold on to antique stories of snakes talking and angels smiting than spend time using their brains. We should explain to students that a bunch of half-retarded chimps with a well-funded PR machine are trying to sabotage their biology education. Please, direct me to one "creation science" paper that's been published in a respected joural. Just one!
I really, really love posts like this. Anyone else feel this way?
LittleNipper said:I guess you are speaking of evolution when you speak of "Today's" religion.
LittleNipper said:Just WHAT could they do TWO HUNDRED years ago to prove the Flood happened or not? AND what exactly are uniformitarians doing today to prove the Flood never happened? I feel strongly that you will find the answer to both to be the same------N O T H I N G. They were/are simply coming to their OWN conclusions and deductions through what they observe(d) and miss(ed) the point....
LittleNipper said:Just WHAT could they do TWO HUNDRED years ago to prove the Flood happened or not? AND what exactly are uniformitarians doing today to prove the Flood never happened? I feel strongly that you will find the answer to both to be the same------N O T H I N G. They were/are simply coming to their OWN conclusions and deductions through what they observe(d) and miss(ed) the point....
I guess it's the massive athiest-materialist-secularist-evolutionist-liberal conspiracy to misread the observed data the world over.[/QUOTE said:I would please remind you of the secret pledge you made (with requisite secret hand shake) when you took your oath as part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. You are NOT to divulge the true purpose of science and education. Remember if we are to destroy all religion, turn children into homosexual, atheist, communist, publically schooled, right-wing liberals then you must keep our hidden agenda hidden, and secret...and not divulged to the public...and, well you catch my drift. The EAC is watching all of us.
Ozymandius said:So in other words, every person who ever studied any geology for the last 200 years somehow missed what would be the first and most obvious thing in the studied strata and all missed out on the greatest scientific discovery of all time. Fancy that. Any evidence of this besides a link to drdino.com? I guess it's the massive athiest-materialist-secularist-evolutionist-liberal conspiracy to misread the observed data the world over.
Ozymandius said:So in other words, every person who ever studied any geology for the last 200 years somehow missed what would be the first and most obvious thing in the studied strata and all missed out on the greatest scientific discovery of all time. Fancy that. Any evidence of this besides a link to drdino.com? I guess it's the massive athiest-materialist-secularist-evolutionist-liberal conspiracy to misread the observed data the world over.
LittleNipper said:You got it! If all they did was look and think, they obviously saw and thought wrong. How could someone miss out on a discovery that was already common knowledge? To make a NAME for ONE'S SELF one must come up with a counter claim. Charles Lyell was not a wonderful person. He practiced law and was enthusiastically a secularist, as was James Hutton. They were NOT interesed in finding the truth. Their aim was to become spokesmen for THEMSELVES and their counter secular claims. Does Satan love Jesus? What is the honest answer to that question?
mikeynov said:Buried River Channels disprove global flood (grmorton)
Creationists: Explain the rocks of the North Sea (grmorton)
Karsts and the flood. Things YEC leaders never show their followers (grmorton)
Meteor craters and the Flood year (grmorton)
Using the Loo in the Global Flood (grmorton)
Why was the flood so dry? (grmorton)
Termites, cicadas, dinosaurs and the flood (grmorton)
LittleNipper said:It seems odd to me that someone would think that Creationists and Christians would not take parody seriously or at least not see the implications.
Diagoras said:I would please remind you of the secret pledge you made (with requisite secret hand shake) when you took your oath as part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. You are NOT to divulge the true purpose of science and education. Remember if we are to destroy all religion, turn children into homosexual, atheist, communist, publically schooled, right-wing liberals then you must keep our hidden agenda hidden, and secret...and not divulged to the public...and, well you catch my drift. The EAC is watching all of us.
LittleNipper said:Just WHAT could they do TWO HUNDRED years ago to prove the Flood happened or not?
LittleNipper said:Well, the most obvious difference is that Judaeo/Christianity has factual historical roots that run for thousands of years prior to Norwegian Nordic folklore.
LittleNipper said:On top of everything, is the realization that both Christians and nonchristians have been able to investigate much Biblical data and have found it correct in detail. The items of contention have never been proven to be in error. Flood investigations are ongoing, and concerns of an old Universe are real. No one is doing any scientific research into the truth of the Nordic Creation stories. This is not true of Genesis. There is NOTHING wrong with explaining to students that such research is happening, who is doing it, what they have discovered, who opposes it and why. At the very least it fall under scienticic history----as does a discussion of Darwin.
mikeynov said:Of course, except for the fact that evolution doesn't meet any cogent definition of the term.
mikeynov said:I have a question for you:
When you read your own posts, do you feel embarassment and shame?
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