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A Jewish lady was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."
The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."
The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."
The woman stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"
She replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."
"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
The woman replied, "He was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"
The woman said angrily, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"
The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."
The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."
The woman stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"
She replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."
"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
The woman replied, "He was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"
The woman said angrily, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"
