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Something I just wrote and posted to my site. I hope you enjoy reading it, all you Rohanists... ooops, I mean Zionists! 
ISENGARD - The Orcs are an impoverished people from an impoverished nation, Prime Minister Saruman, of the Party for the Liberation of Orcs, told the throngs at a press conference held on the outskirts of Mordor today. Their acts are often the acts of a desperate nation. Truly, raised in such poverty, with no chance for respect, dignity, social justice, or a nation of their own, how could any of us expect the Orcs to behave any differently?
After his offer to speak privately with any reporter who was impartial and not in the sway of the Human-dominated media, the wise Saruman shared with this reporter his dreams and frustrations on the road to freedom for orcs.
As stately Fell Beasts gracefully glided outside the windows of Orthanc Tower which has served as his headquarters-in-exile for many years, the beautiful Mordor sky lighting their diaphanous wingspans, Saruman smiled warmly and genuinely as he began sharing his peoples unfortunate tale. Unlike the invading humans, the orcs come from this land. (And quite literally so!) It has belonged to them and their ancestors for many, many years. Though much of the land was uninhabited and lay fallow for hundreds of years, the area which would become the Occupied Territory of Helms Deep had been slated for a compound of buildings which would have housed and fed elderly and disabled orcs, with homes for orphans and walking paths for their Wargs.
Denying that the Orcs and Uruk-hai had been living in the slums of Isengard of their own volition, rather than accept the existence of humanity on Middle Earth, Saruman defiantly proclaimed stated that, The Orcs have been usurped by an invader. They have had their dignity, their land, and their homes stolen from them. The small area of land upon which the humans of Rohan deign to allow us to subsist is almost bereft of anything of value.
Pausing only to wipe a speck of dust from his spotless white robes, Saruman continued, Our only natural resource is the iron we strip from the earth with our own bare hands. We live in filth because the implicit aggression of the Kingdom of Rohan forces us to devote what little funds we have to caring for those orphaned and widowed by human aggression.
Recently, after our suffering people rode toward Edoras to petition King Theoden for peace negotiations, he turned to us his back and rudely led all of his people to their stately summer abode in the Rohan-Occupied Territory of Helms Deep. This inexcusable act of exclusion flew in the face of the peaceful hopes of every Orc nationalist. Never giving up our hope for a peaceful resolution to this cycle of violence, we organized, along with the peaceful Dunlendings, the Million Uruk-hai March from Isengard to the illegal Rohan settlement [of Helms Deep].
As you can imagine, a tyrannical regime such as that of Theoden was frightened by the fact that a group of beings had finally pointed out to the world its bloodthirsty imperialism and orcs rights violations.
In retribution, the King sent his overzealous Riders to teach us a lesson. Pushed to our breaking point and beyond, some of our freedom fighters began tossing stones at the city and the riders. We are lucky that the peace-loving Free Republic of Cave Trolls as well as the diversity-loving Dunlendings sided with our downtrodden people or we may well have been annihilated that day as the sun came up.
HELMS DEEP - In what has quickly been dubbed the Two Towers Bombing, an Uruk-hai militant sacrificed his life to detonate a bomb which caused some cosmetic damage to the Security Wall of the Rohirrim, which had been the cause of much debate amongst the more enlightened nations of Middle Earth. Several orcs were incinerated by the explosion, while dozens of others suffered life-threatening injuries. King Theoden of Rohan also alleges that a number of Rohirrim and Elves might have been injured by the latest event in this seemingly never-ending cycle of Orc/Human fighting.
He was a brave Uruk-hai, Saruman, Prime Minister of the Party for the Liberation of Orcs shared with this reporter. Really, how could we expect such an individual to do anything but fight for the freedom of his beloved people?
King Theoden replied by once again alleging that the orcs had been targeting civilians in their demonstrations against his tyrannical empire.
When asked about these allegations, Saruman seemed shocked. Every human who has been injured in this conflict was a supporter, implicit or explicit, of the tyrannical regime of Rohan and the brutal, racist ideology of Rohanism. He paused, then added with slight bemusement, You know, those humans are always asking the world to feel bad for them because of imagined or exaggerated injustices inflicted upon them by Sauron, but I think that Theoden and his people are becoming the very evil they claim to have been victimized by. Its really quite ironic.
Only time will tell when Rohan will show, by its actions, that it is ready for a just peace.
From: http://www.tribeofasher.com/twotowers_suicidebomber.htm
[size=+0]Nations Decry Helms Deep Security Wall[/size]
ISENGARD - The Orcs are an impoverished people from an impoverished nation, Prime Minister Saruman, of the Party for the Liberation of Orcs, told the throngs at a press conference held on the outskirts of Mordor today. Their acts are often the acts of a desperate nation. Truly, raised in such poverty, with no chance for respect, dignity, social justice, or a nation of their own, how could any of us expect the Orcs to behave any differently?
After his offer to speak privately with any reporter who was impartial and not in the sway of the Human-dominated media, the wise Saruman shared with this reporter his dreams and frustrations on the road to freedom for orcs.
As stately Fell Beasts gracefully glided outside the windows of Orthanc Tower which has served as his headquarters-in-exile for many years, the beautiful Mordor sky lighting their diaphanous wingspans, Saruman smiled warmly and genuinely as he began sharing his peoples unfortunate tale. Unlike the invading humans, the orcs come from this land. (And quite literally so!) It has belonged to them and their ancestors for many, many years. Though much of the land was uninhabited and lay fallow for hundreds of years, the area which would become the Occupied Territory of Helms Deep had been slated for a compound of buildings which would have housed and fed elderly and disabled orcs, with homes for orphans and walking paths for their Wargs.
Denying that the Orcs and Uruk-hai had been living in the slums of Isengard of their own volition, rather than accept the existence of humanity on Middle Earth, Saruman defiantly proclaimed stated that, The Orcs have been usurped by an invader. They have had their dignity, their land, and their homes stolen from them. The small area of land upon which the humans of Rohan deign to allow us to subsist is almost bereft of anything of value.
Pausing only to wipe a speck of dust from his spotless white robes, Saruman continued, Our only natural resource is the iron we strip from the earth with our own bare hands. We live in filth because the implicit aggression of the Kingdom of Rohan forces us to devote what little funds we have to caring for those orphaned and widowed by human aggression.
Recently, after our suffering people rode toward Edoras to petition King Theoden for peace negotiations, he turned to us his back and rudely led all of his people to their stately summer abode in the Rohan-Occupied Territory of Helms Deep. This inexcusable act of exclusion flew in the face of the peaceful hopes of every Orc nationalist. Never giving up our hope for a peaceful resolution to this cycle of violence, we organized, along with the peaceful Dunlendings, the Million Uruk-hai March from Isengard to the illegal Rohan settlement [of Helms Deep].
As you can imagine, a tyrannical regime such as that of Theoden was frightened by the fact that a group of beings had finally pointed out to the world its bloodthirsty imperialism and orcs rights violations.
In retribution, the King sent his overzealous Riders to teach us a lesson. Pushed to our breaking point and beyond, some of our freedom fighters began tossing stones at the city and the riders. We are lucky that the peace-loving Free Republic of Cave Trolls as well as the diversity-loving Dunlendings sided with our downtrodden people or we may well have been annihilated that day as the sun came up.
Update: Militants Suicide Bomb Strikes Blow for Orc Cause
HELMS DEEP - In what has quickly been dubbed the Two Towers Bombing, an Uruk-hai militant sacrificed his life to detonate a bomb which caused some cosmetic damage to the Security Wall of the Rohirrim, which had been the cause of much debate amongst the more enlightened nations of Middle Earth. Several orcs were incinerated by the explosion, while dozens of others suffered life-threatening injuries. King Theoden of Rohan also alleges that a number of Rohirrim and Elves might have been injured by the latest event in this seemingly never-ending cycle of Orc/Human fighting.
He was a brave Uruk-hai, Saruman, Prime Minister of the Party for the Liberation of Orcs shared with this reporter. Really, how could we expect such an individual to do anything but fight for the freedom of his beloved people?
King Theoden replied by once again alleging that the orcs had been targeting civilians in their demonstrations against his tyrannical empire.
When asked about these allegations, Saruman seemed shocked. Every human who has been injured in this conflict was a supporter, implicit or explicit, of the tyrannical regime of Rohan and the brutal, racist ideology of Rohanism. He paused, then added with slight bemusement, You know, those humans are always asking the world to feel bad for them because of imagined or exaggerated injustices inflicted upon them by Sauron, but I think that Theoden and his people are becoming the very evil they claim to have been victimized by. Its really quite ironic.
Only time will tell when Rohan will show, by its actions, that it is ready for a just peace.
From: http://www.tribeofasher.com/twotowers_suicidebomber.htm
