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Paddington

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Hey I heard this yesterday and thought it was so funny...

A guy is driving down the motorway when his wife phones him (hands-free of course!) and says "Be careful! It's on the news... there's some idiot driving the wrong way up the motorway."
The guy says, "You're telling me! There's hundreds of them!"

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harmony85

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Lol i like that.

My Dad and I once convinced my Mum that we as a country were going to start driving on the right instead of the left.

'The lorry's, vans and coaches will start on Monday to see if it works, the rest of us in normal cars start on Tuesday.'

Took her a while....

xxx
 
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candielion

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Lol i like that.

My Dad and I once convinced my Mum that we as a country were going to start driving on the right instead of the left.

'The lorry's, vans and coaches will start on Monday to see if it works, the rest of us in normal cars start on Tuesday.'

Took her a while....

xxx
haha
 
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