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A mother and daughter nwere walking down the road, when the daughter noticed a discarded cookie, and went over to pick it up. her mother told her to drop it, since it probably has dirt, germs, and bugs all over it.

"How do you know so much?' the daughter asked.

"It's on the mommy test," she answered. "You can't be a mother without one."

"Oh,' the daughter said. After a couple of minutes, she looked back up at her and said "So if you don't pass, you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly,' she answered.