Misquotes -revisited

[paeonia]

Credits to whoever invented this game. I have spent the last 10 minutes wiping tears of laughter from my cheeks while reading the old misquotes.
I hope there are some misquoters out there who will start this up again with me... (and for newbies; you must quote the last poster, but change their words around to say what you want them to, then answer with your cheeky comments) Here goes:

I'm feeling kind of funny.

 

[bookluvr9]

I'm feeling kind because its sunny.

What are you talking about? Its dark outside! Its almost midnight!

 

[Daughter of His]

What are you barking about? Its dark outside! You may cause the neighbors to fight!

Sometimes we all forget our manners.

 

[bookluvr9]

Sometimes we all forget our banners.

Are you in the Marching Band too?

 

[JPPT1974]

Sometimes we all forget our manners.

Yeah we all don't know any better!

 

[JPPT1974]

Are you in the Marching Band too?

Yeah I also play drums and march all the time!

 

[Daughter of His]

Are you in the Marsh land Band too? I pound on the drums and march around in circles.

My preferance is to take my large dog for a walk.

 

[bookluvr9]

My preferance is to start talking to hogs in the dark.

Why do you talk to hogs? And can't you wait for the daytime to do that?

 

[Daughter of His]

Why do you want to make a talking blog? And can't you wait until you're finished eating for that?

How did you know I was eating. I was hoping we could all make talking blogs and the blogs could chat.

 

[bookluvr9]

I didn't know you were eating. I was hoping we could all make talking dogs and the dogs could chat.

Are you talking like in the movie Cats and Dogs??? I love that movie!!!!! Isn't that puppy cute??

 

[Daughter of His]

Are you acting in the movie Cats and Dogs??? I love that movie!!!!! Why didn't you tell me that you are that cute puppy??

Uhh, do you eat puppy chow?

 

[isaiah5213]

Uhh, do you have mad cow?

:o i hope not!!! i mostly eat chicken and fish and veggies veggies veggies anyway... my last burger was a veggie...

 

[Daughter of His]

:o i have no cows so not!!! i mostly grow chickens and feed fish and eat veggies veggies veggies anyway... my last pretend burger was a veggie...

I think veggie burgers are good as long as they are smothered in ketshup. Just make sure your not eating too much produce, you don't want to turn into a cabbage or something.

 

[MayraV]

Hi - Im a newbie here!

 

[Daughter of His]

Welcome MayraV!! There are tons of games and talk threads here at CF ! This one is a game where you quote the persons last statement and "change" it a bit to change the meaning and make it funny or amusing, just silly but I like it.

 

[MayraV]

what is a post?

 

[Daughter of His]

a post is when you write something and click on submit reply and it shows up on the "thread"

 

[bookluvr9]

A ghost has a thread of mist trailing behind it.

What ghost? There's a ghost!!! Everbody run!!! Oh, wait. Is it Casper?

 

[Daughter of His]

What host? There's a host!!! Everbody get running to the party!!! Oh, wait. Is it a costume party?

I always did love playing dress-ups.

 

[bookluvr9]

I always did love salad with dressing. Theres just something to be said about eating healthy.

Have you ever had peppercorn ranch dressing on your salad? Its not bad.