Misquote the previous poster! (5)

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[Daughter of His]

I'd like to dedicate this new thread to the guy who started it, about six months ago ObbiQuiet went to serve our country, can't remember what branch of service. Pretty sure he went to Iraq.



I guess I'll start it off by misquoing myself.

 

[Daughter of His]

I guess I'll start it off by repeating myself.

It doesn't bother me, bother me, bother me.

 

[Abbadon]

That bothers me, bothers me, bothers me.

I think you need to switch to de-caf.

 

[Daughter of His]

I think you need to switch to freeze dried granules.

How'd know I have to have coffee ?

 

[Abbadon]

How'd you know it was old man Sellers?

And I would have gotten away with it too, it it wasn't for those meddling kids!

 

[Daughter of His]

If it wasn't for those meddling kids leaving a trail of coffee grounds!

Arghg, I want some coffee now and I have to wait until tomorrow, I can smell it already.

 

[Abbadon]

Arghg, I want some coffee now and I have to wait until tomorrow, I can smell it already.

Try mountain dew instead.

No, seriously, red bull.

(I'm joking, if you need to wait til the morrow, don't drink those)

 

[Daughter of His]

I likey mountain dew instead. No, seriously, red bull. (I'm poking, no need to wait til the morrow, you can stay up until 3 am)

If I see you have been posting half the night, maybe I can assume the red bull got you.

 

[Abbadon]

I see you the bull got you.

OW! Yeah, that's going to need a doc- ERK!

 

[Daughter of His]

OW! Yeah, that's going to need a vet- ERK!

You must be a martial artist or something.

 

[Abbadon]

You must be a marital problem or something.

I can't help it that I'm this beautiful.

 

[Daughter of His]

I can't help it that I'm this beautiful, I mean for real, I was just looking in the mirror for an hour or so this morning,...

You must have lip prints on your mirror dude.

 

[Abbadon]

You must have serious issues.

Oh, look, birds!

 

[Joy_Everlasting]

Oh, look, the sky is falling!

I think you've read Chicken Little one too many times.

 

[Daughter of His]

I think you've read to Chicken Little one too many times, he's starting to recite the book himself.

I liked the Little Red Hen myself!!!

 

[IamAKingsKid]

I want to live in a penn myself!!!

whatever floats yer boat DOH....

 

[Daughter of His]

whatever floats in your moat DOH....

How did you know I live in a castle??

 

[Abbadon]

How did you know I live in the sticks??

You do? I do, too!

 

[Daughter of His]

You do voodo?

No way, nada, not at all.