Misquote the previous poster! (3)

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[reformedfan]

What happened was, someone threw up long strands of duct tape out into the funeral procession! They had to shut it down till the sanitation crew got there & mopped all the puke up! That really messed things up! Especially when duct tape gets wrapped around the tombstone!

My life is not as exciting as your, apparently. That would liven up a funeral, eh?

 

[reformedfan]

You read the reply and click on "quote" which will take you to your reply with the quote already in place. Now all you have to do is change the meaning with substitutions or rhyming words, however dumb you can possibly get it to sound. Then below, make your statement which can but does not have to be related to the misquote.

the rules rerun

 

[WannaWitness]

the reruns rule

Well, most of them are sure better than some of the garbage on now.

 

[IamAKingsKid]

My life is so exciting, much more than yours apparently. you wanna liven up a funeral???

sure, we could get a bunch of skunks and enclose them in the casket, and when they open it up to say final goodbyes, the skunks could sweeten the room

 

[reformedfan]

Here is my money making scheme! We could get a bunch of skunks and enclose them in caskets, and when they open them up to say final goodbyes, the skunks could sweeten the room by jumping out & dancing! Won't that be cute!?

whoever thought of this game should be crowned for a day (but watchout the one guy's dental hygenist doesn't knock it off!)

 

[Daughter of His]

My life is so exciting, much more than yours apparently. you wanna liven up a funeral???

sure, we could get a bunch of skunks and enclose them in the casket, and when they open it up to say final goodbyes, the skunks could sweeten the room

Can't touch that one !!!!!lol I can't believe you thought that up!

 

[Eponine]

Can touch that one, just watch me!!!!! lol I can so believe you thought that down!

Hah! "thought down" reminds me of Shel Silverstein's poem "Falling down." And that reminds me of the Poetry Ringo I did in 4th grade. Had to find 64 poems by various authors, some authors only 1 and others (mainly the better-known ones) 4 or 5.

 

[Daughter of His]

((Please detect me- I'm unaware of the sensors around this thread))

Sensors, you mean like dectors for smoke or metal?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

Quote:

My life is so exciting, much more than yours apparently. you wanna liven up a funeral???

sure, we could get a bunch of skunks and enclose them in the casket, and when they open it up to say final goodbyes, the skunks could sweeten the room

[QUOTE DAUGHTER OF HIS] Can't touch that one !!!!!lol I can't believe you thought that up! [QUOTE]

and we could get a few of the larger skunks to march out between the pallbearers to the grave and stand guard....

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[IamAKingsKid]

I am so lost........

 

[IamAKingsKid]

Sensors, you mean like dectors for smoke or carbons?

no, like sensors for skunks or smelly underware

 

[reformedfan]

I like sensors, for my skunks and smelly underware!

sounds like a personal problem to me, thanx for sharing.

(read post #2 for the rules rerun!)

 

[Daughter of His]

sounds like a perspiration problem to me, thanx for sharing.

(read post #2 for the rules rerun!)

Well, everyone has things to work on.

 

[windofhybrid]

Hello, i am new to this site.... can someone help me out a little?

 

[windofhybrid]

Well, everyone has things to work on.

can you help me?

 

[Daughter of His]

can I help me?

Why you asking me??

 

[RJHarmony84]

Why you asking me??

who??

 

[LITB]

who??

Monty Python are the best

 

[Wolflily]

Monty Python are the nicest bunch of people I ever met.

Yeah, right, like they'd want to hang round with a nutcase like YOU!